[00:00.000] 作曲 : Tom Cardy
[00:00.688] The date started off so well
[00:03.914] Begin my night not expecting the fright of my life
[00:08.994] He was perfect from what I could tell
[00:12.357] How could I not see the danger right in front of me?
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[00:16.326] (Woah) My favorite food is fish
[00:18.382] Baby, that's my favorite too
[00:20.390] I love cartoon dogs
[00:22.281] Baby, I love Scooby Doo
[00:24.655] Hey boy, what's your favorite film?
[00:27.505] He said, the best movie of all
[00:30.055] A masterpiece of art called
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[00:32.373] Human Centipede
[00:34.368] Human Centipede
[00:36.288] I think that I'm gonna get murdered tonight
[00:40.353] Human Centipede
[00:42.341] Not ironically
[00:44.286] He said, "The costume design was a highlight"
[00:48.274] I like it for the plot
[00:50.291] Tell me what the plot's about
[00:52.328] German doctor sews three people arse to mouth. Cool...
[00:56.369] Human Centipede
[00:58.347] Please, God, save me
[01:00.351] I think that's a red flag, I don't want to get stabbed
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[01:04.347] He said, "Human Centipede is a tour de force"
[01:08.310] I think, "Holy shit I'm gonna be the main course"
[01:12.298] He said, "I admire the narrative of character growth"
[01:16.264] I try to get the waiter's attention by blinking in morse code
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[01:20.316] Why are you blinking so much?
[01:22.359] I've got something in my eye
[01:24.275] Here, let me get it out
[01:26.244] No thank you, I don't wanna die
[01:28.293] Bonjour, ma'am was blinking at us
[01:30.499] Is this because your date is a freak?
[01:33.746] "No." Very good, bon appétit
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[01:36.822] Stop hiding behind your silly made-up red flag
[01:40.512] To not take a chance on the best relationship you never had
[01:44.537] Maybe you're right and I'm looking for excuses
[01:48.490] My heart's got bruises but I'm ready to choose this love
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[01:52.424] You could be my world, the love of my life
[01:56.283] One day we'll get married and be husband and wife
[01:59.770] With a tasteful ceremony, and the wedding of our dreams
[02:04.289] Only if the wedding is themed
[02:08.266] Tell me what the theme's gonna be!
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[02:10.313] Human Centipede
[02:12.356] Human Centipede
[02:14.320] That way we could save on the catering bill
[02:18.337] Human Centipede
[02:20.309] Only one mouth to feed
[02:22.281] If you are the man of honour, you know the deal (Ass)
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[02:26.328] I can finally open myself up to love
[02:30.100] And I can finally sew a mouth to a butt
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[02:34.335] Human Centipede