[00:00.000] 作曲 : Tom Cardy
[00:00.733] Hey girl, I think you're really cool
[00:03.974] And it would be gravy if you would be my baby, baby
[00:08.610] But don't worry because I know the rules
[00:12.150] I gotta court you, baby, before you are my lady, baby
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[00:16.617] Would you look at the time? It's half past champagne
[00:19.830] On a hill, while the sun sets, and we watch an aeroplane write your name
[00:24.480] And then it's back to the Shangri-La
[00:27.288] I bought you this new car 'n wrote you all this poetry, you love it, baby
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[00:32.880] I know what girls like, that's why
[00:36.250] You don't have to ask, I've saved the best 'til last
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[00:40.813] Three hours with a close-up magician
[00:45.962] "What?"
[00:46.261] Shut the **** up, he's about to start
[00:48.725] Three hours with a Craigslist magician
[00:52.780] Pick a card, any card, choose any card
[00:55.573] Not that one!
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[00:56.289] (Close) He's gonna do things (Close-up) that bend your mind (Magic)
[01:00.064] With his tiny foam balls, and an almost-full deck of cards
[01:04.488] When seducing you is my ultimate mission
[01:07.530] You know, you're getting three hours with a close-up magi— (Oh, yeah!)
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[01:12.726] Tell me girl, do you like magic?
[01:15.490] "Not really"
[01:16.143] Well, thank god your boyfriend hired a
[01:18.298] Close-up magician
[01:19.698] I get right up in your face
[01:21.564] Don't give a damn about your personal space
[01:23.586] Now you're in my workplace
[01:25.498] Was your card the three of hearts?
[01:27.717] "No." ****!
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[01:28.431] He started telling us his mother's in remission
[01:31.700] Now he's crying, what an aphrodisiac
[01:33.983] This close-up magician
[01:35.741] Drops his stupid deck of cards, we watch him trip and fall hard
[01:39.486] His pants fall down, I would be lying if I said he had stopped crying (Sad)
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[01:44.657] Three hours with a close-up magician
[01:48.204] Four of clubs? "No"
[01:49.155] Ace of hearts? "No"
[01:50.061] My driver's license? "No"
[01:51.070] An UNO card? "No." ****!
[01:52.763] Three hours with a close-up magician
[01:56.612] I know you're happy to stay, so babe, I'm happy to pay for
[02:00.676] Six hours with a close-up magician
[02:04.475] We're gonna prestidigitate until the break of dawn
[02:08.403] Your whole life with a close-up magician
[02:12.567] He's almost finished guessing your card wrong
[02:15.328] Ace of diamonds? "No." ****!
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[02:18.107] Close-up magi-ician
[02:22.075] Close-up magi-ician
[02:26.002] Close-up magi-ician
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[02:32.186] Three hours, six hours, turns quickly into life
[02:35.935] He sleeps between us at night with a big knife
[02:39.954] He dreams (Ooh) with both eyes open (Ooh, ah)
[02:41.982] And periodically screams (Ooh, ah)
[02:43.921] Because in his dreams he's forced to do far-away magic
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[02:48.229] (Close) Seven years (Close-up)
[02:50.220] The changing of seasons (Magic)
[02:51.937] He says he's gotta live rent free with us
[02:53.937] For super secret magic reasons (No)
[02:56.350] He is not homeless (Not unhoused)
[02:57.934] You doubt him too much, girl (Just magic)
[02:59.918] He senses your disbelief, and he's finally had enough
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[03:04.809] He knows what girls like, that's why
[03:08.644] We float into the night sky
[03:12.707] You can't believe your eyes
[03:15.548] It's a vanishing act, he's saved the best 'til last
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[03:20.801] Goodbye, from your close-up magician
[03:24.756] Three hours with a close-up magician
[03:28.516] Behind the couch, is that our close-up magician?
[03:32.225] Please don't look there, that must be a different magician
[03:36.427] His pants fell down again, poor close-up magician
[03:40.109] That's just part of the trick, what a cool close-up magician
[03:44.193] Please, stop crying, little close-up magician
[03:48.419] Your whole life with a close-up mag— close-up mag— (Yes)
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[03:52.670] Three hours with a close-up magician
[03:56.407] Girl, I knew you'd come around to the magic
[04:00.724] Three hours with a close-up magician
[04:04.271] Maybe now he'll stop doing card tricks
[04:07.466] Or maybe not
[04:08.686] Six hours with a close-up magician
[04:12.482] We're gonna prestidigitate until our faces melt
[04:16.501] Your whole life with a close-up magician
[04:20.054] We'd better buy this C.U.M. a belt
[04:21.979] (Close-up magi-ician)