[00:00.000] 作曲 : Tom Cardy
[00:00.723]Welcome to the interplanetary ballroom
[00:02.966]The only dance hall playing hits from the past, present and future temporal sector psychotaneously!
[00:09.427]A little warning to all our dancers tonight who only perceive in three dimensions, this next one's a bit of a doozie!
[00:15.600]Dancefloor, Cha Cha Cha
[00:17.418]Salsa, Rumba
[00:19.344]Tango, Mambo
[00:21.416]Bolero muy picante
[00:23.087]Spacetime, gravity
[00:24.897]Champagne, reality
[00:26.830]Move to the beat of the Transcendental Cha Cha Cha
[00:30.595]Right foot forward, spin to the left
[00:32.427]Look through time and witness your death
[00:34.344]Grab your partner by thе head
[00:35.968]And reveal to thеm the ultimate secret
[00:38.285]The multiverse is getting colder, cooler
[00:39.964]Still every universe somehow got zumba
[00:41.618]The likelihood of that is 10 billion, 3 million
[00:43.458]8 thousand, 5 hundred 28 to the power of 42
[00:46.203]Jump back in line
[00:47.470]Transcendental Cha Cha time
[00:49.367]Forward, backward, take three steps
[00:51.146]Shimmy to the right, witness the void
[00:53.049]Void's got style, void can dance
[00:54.954]Void wears tearaway pants
[00:56.627]The void consumes all realities
[00:58.494]Which includes up 'till now 7 billion belinis
[01:00.815]But if you're too scared to dance
[01:02.694]Don't worry, just relax
[01:04.229]Close your eyes, open your mind
[01:06.215]Brace yourself and clap three times
[01:08.101]Somewhere out there, there's a planet just like yours
[01:11.595]A perfect carbon copy with a you that looks identical
[01:15.845]That looks like and lives and breathes exactly just like you
[01:19.239]Except for one big difference
[01:20.977]This you is not shit scared to-
[01:22.842]Hit the dancefloor, Cha Cha Cha
[01:24.934]Salsa, Rumba
[01:26.845]Tango, Mambo
[01:28.911]Fandango caliente!
[01:30.609]Spacetime, gravity
[01:32.422]Champagne, reality
[01:34.349]Move to the beat of the Transcendental Cha Cha Cha
[01:38.059]Slide to the left, witness perfection
[01:39.964]Slide to the right, nothing means anything
[01:42.101]Or anything means nothing, I get them mixed up
[01:44.128]Either way a reason to shake your butt-butt
[01:45.679]Second verse now, you're doing pretty well
[01:47.437]Following the beat can be hell
[01:49.209]The bridge, outro, double chorus, every possibility
[01:51.476]All playing simultaneously
[01:53.229]Sometimes this song, it sounds like [harsh noise]
[01:54.957]Sometimes this song, it sounds like (La-La)
[01:56.820]Lucky that today the you that's here
[01:58.638]Perceives a song that sounds like Cha Cha
[02:00.811]Infinity is a long time
[02:02.242]Especially when you're waiting in the drinks line
[02:04.387]Existential thoughts assail ya
[02:06.169]At least now you got a margarita
[02:08.091]But now it's a dog, now it's a cat
[02:09.893]It's everything and nothing, it's a baseball bat
[02:11.778]Suddenly you're standing on an alien planet
[02:13.636]Where cocktails haven't been invented yet (Godamnit)
[02:15.582](Blink!) Now you're an old french dandy
[02:17.437](Blink!) Now you're made of cotton candy
[02:19.309](Blink!) Now you're back in the club, a little less scared to shake your rump (La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la)
[02:23.924]Now you can see what we see
[02:24.932]Now that you've been where we've been
[02:27.180]The music's always playing, from the start 'till end of time
[02:30.629]It's always playing in your mind
[02:32.180]Don't let it twist up your inside
[02:34.516]We can't stop the band from jamming in every reality
[02:37.905]They're playing rock, they're playing trance
[02:39.779]They're playing a string symphony
[02:41.624]But this is the only time in existence that we ever know so far
[02:45.300]That the song has sounded anything like a Cha Cha!
[02:52.604]Hit the Dancefloor, Cha Cha Cha
[02:54.937]Salsa, Rumba
[02:56.800]Tango, Mambo
[02:58.920]Ricardo dobrando minha mente
[03:00.633]Spacetime, gravity
[03:02.469]Champagne, reality
[03:05.251]Move to the beat of the Trancendental Cha Cha Cha
[03:08.250]The universe is getting colder, cooler
[03:10.287](Transcendental Cha Cha Cha)
[03:11.677]Still every planet somehow got Zumba
[03:13.698](Transcendental Cha Cha Cha)
[03:15.503]Expand your music repertoire
[03:18.142]And eat your caviar like a neutron star
[03:21.114]Transcendental Cha Cha Cha