[00:21.990]We always started by tellin' all our best stories first
[00:31.759]So now that it's been awhile, I'll get around
[00:36.018]To tellin' you all my worst
[00:43.302]Just so you know what you signed up for
[00:47.706]What you're dealin' with
[00:53.762]Just so you know what you've been chosen to deserve
[01:05.058]I'm the girl that you were chosen to deserve
[01:37.432]I used to drink 'til I threw up on weeknights at my parents' house
[01:46.035]My friends all took Benadryl
[01:50.161]'Til they could see shit crawlin' up the walls
[01:58.615]One of those times, my friend took a little too much
[02:04.892]He had to get his stomach pumped
[02:08.315]They took him over to the hospital
[02:12.904]And told us he was lucky to survive
[02:20.854]I'm the girl that you were chosen to deserve, ooh
[02:52.253]I was out late, sneakin' into the neighborhood pool
[03:03.113]Then I woke up early and taught at the Sunday school
[03:14.162]If you're lookin' for me
[03:18.585]I'm in the back of an SUV
[03:25.738]Doin' it in some cul-de-sac
[03:30.665]Underneath a dogwood tree
[03:36.000]I'm the girl that you were chosen to deserve
[04:03.024]I went to school about three days out of the week
[04:12.579]Watered down all the liquor
[04:16.051]And then pissed outside in the street
[04:24.273]Now all the drugs are gettin' kinda borin' to me
[04:34.303]Now everywhere is loneliness and it's in everything
[04:46.470]Thank God that I was chosen to deserve you
[04:56.974]'Cause I'm the girl that you were chosen to deserve