If My Friends Could See Me Now
 作词 : Lady Gaga/Michael Polansky/Cy Coleman/Dorothy Fields
 作曲 : Lady Gaga/Michael Polansky/Cy Coleman/Dorothy Fields
 If they could see me now
 That little gang of mine
 I'm lookin' at your smile, and it's a healthy sign
 I'd like those stumble bumps to see for a fact
 The kind of top draw, first-rate charm I attract

 All I can say is "Wow"
 Just look at where I am
 Tonight I've landed, pow
 Right in a pot of jam

 What a setup, holy cow
 They'd never believe it
 If my friends could see me now

 If they could see me now
 That little dusty group
 Traipsin' round this million dollar chicken coop
 You're rubbin' elbows with the cream of the crop
 Whoever said there ain't no room at the top

 Do-do-do-do, do-bada-be
 Bidi-da, bada-be
 Be-be-be-be, da-da-da-day, day
 Zam-zam-zam, ziri-riri-ziri-waop
 Ziri-riri
 De-de-de-de

 To think this famous man
 Which I must say is he
 Should pick an unknown gal
 Which there's no doubt is me

 What a setup, wow, holy cow
 They'll never believe it
 If my friends could see me
 If they all could see me
 If my friends could see me now

 Take a look at me now
 Take a look at me now
 Take a look at me now