[00:18.33]Now, i'm a u.s. male 'cause i was born
[00:21.57]In a mississippi town on a sunday morn
[00:24.87]Now mississippi just happens to occupy a place
[00:28.11]In the southeastern portion of this here united states
[00:31.85]Now that's a matter of fact, buddy
[00:33.35]And you know it well
[00:34.90]So i just call myself the u.s. male
[00:40.19]That's m-a-l-e, son. that's me!
[00:46.68]Now i said all that to say all this
[00:49.07]I've been watchin' the way
[00:50.03]You've been watchin' my miss
[00:52.57]For the last three weeks you been hot on her trail
[00:55.06]And you kinda upset this u.s. male
[00:58.41]You touch her once with your greasy hands
[01:00.55]I'm gonna stretch your neck like a long rubber band
[01:03.94]She's wearin' a ring that i bought her on sale
[01:06.39]And that makes her the property of this u.s. male
[01:10.32]You better not mess with the u.s. male my friend
[01:14.51]The u.s. male gets mad, he's gonna do you in
[01:18.85]You know what's good for yourself son
[01:21.20]You better find somebody else son
[01:23.64]Don't tamper with the property of the u.s. male
[01:46.84]Through the rain and the heat and the sleet and the snow
[01:49.09]The u.s. male is on his toes
[01:52.04]Quit watchin' my woman, for that ain't wise
[01:55.14]You ain't pullin' no wool over this boy's eyes
[01:58.39]I catch you 'round my woman, champ
[02:00.68]I'm gonna leave your head 'bout the shape of a stamp
[02:03.98]Kinda flattened out, so you'll do well
[02:06.63]To quit playin' games with this u.s. male
[02:10.13]You better not mess with the u.s. male my friend
[02:14.42]The u.s. male gets mad, he's gonna do you in
[02:19.00]You know what's good for yourself son
[02:20.91]You better find somebody else son
[02:23.36]Don't tamper with the property of the u.s. male
[02:27.86]Sock it to me
[02:37.18]All right...now i'm gonna tell it like it is son
[02:43.43]I catch you messin' 'round with that woman of mine
[02:51.20]I'm gonna lay one on ya. you're talkin' to the u.s. male
[03:00.24]The american u.s. male