[00:01.53]Now, i'm a u.s. male 'cause i was born
[00:05.04]In a mississippi town on a sunday morn
[00:08.71]Now mississippi just happens to occupy a place
[00:12.10]In the southeastern portion of this here united states
[00:15.40]Now that's a matter of fact, buddy
[00:17.50]And you know it well
[00:19.02]So i just call myself the u.s. male
[00:24.25]That's m-a-l-e, son. that's me!
[00:30.56]Now i said all that to say all this
[00:32.82]I've been watchin' the way
[00:34.22]You've been watchin' my miss
[00:36.51]For the last three weeks you been hot on her trail
[00:38.71]And you kinda upset this u.s. male
[00:42.15]You touch her once with your greasy hands
[00:44.15]I'm gonna stretch your neck like a long rubber band
[00:47.75]She's wearin' a ring that i bought her on sale
[00:50.15]And that makes her the property of this u.s. male
[00:53.89]You better not mess with the u.s. male my friend
[00:58.13]The u.s. male gets mad, he's gonna do you in
[01:02.83]You know what's good for yourself son
[01:04.82]You better find somebody else son
[01:07.17]Don't tamper with the property of the u.s. male
[01:30.28]Through the rain and the heat and the sleet and the snow
[01:32.63]The u.s. male is on his toes
[01:36.07]Quit watchin' my woman, for that ain't wise
[01:38.37]You ain't pullin' no wool over this boy's eyes
[01:41.82]I catch you 'round my woman, champ
[01:43.91]I'm gonna leave your head 'bout the shape of a stamp
[01:47.51]Kinda flattened out, so you'll do well
[01:49.66]To quit playin' games with this u.s. male
[01:53.55]You better not mess with the u.s. male my friend
[01:57.60]The u.s. male gets mad, he's gonna do you in
[02:02.43]You know what's good for yourself son
[02:04.33]You better find somebody else son
[02:06.72]Don't tamper with the property of the u.s. male
[02:11.55]Sock it to me
[02:25.04]All right...now i'm gonna tell it like it is son
[02:30.12]I catch you messin' 'round with that woman of mine
[02:32.77]I'm gonna lay one on ya. you're talkin' to the u.s. male
[02:38.21]The american u.s. male