[00:00.000] 作词 : Young, Andre Romell
[00:00.499] 作曲 : Young, Andre Romell
[00:00.998] May I have your attention please?
[00:04.723] May I have your attention please?
[00:08.780] Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
[00:11.704] I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
[00:16.372] We're gonna have a problem here..
[00:17.904] Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
[00:20.200] Jaws all on the floor like Pam and Tommy just burst in the door
[00:23.087] And started whooping her ass worse than before
[00:24.843] They first were divorced, throwing her over furniture (Ah!)
[00:27.107] It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
[00:29.700] He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
[00:32.370] And Dr. Dre said... nothing, you idiots!
[00:34.774] Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
[00:36.566] Feminist women love Eminem
[00:38.589] "Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
[00:40.741] Look at him, walking around grabbing his you-know-what
[00:43.315] Flipping the you-know-who." "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"
[00:45.644] Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
[00:47.986] But no worse, than what's going on in your parents' bedrooms
[00:50.261] Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
[00:53.330] But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
[00:55.137] "My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
[00:57.216] And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
[00:59.564] And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
[01:01.779] And expect them not to know what a woman's ******** is
[01:03.992] Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
[01:06.097] By the time they hit fourth grade
[01:07.170] They got the Discovery Channel, don't they?
[01:08.849] "We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals
[01:11.658] Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
[01:13.369] But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
[01:15.666] Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
[01:17.947] But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
[01:20.139] Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes
[01:22.502] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
[01:24.665] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[01:26.937] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,
[01:29.843] Please stand up, please stand up?
[01:31.553] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
[01:33.768] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[01:36.144] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,
[01:38.663] Please stand up, please stand up?
[01:40.648] Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records;
[01:43.044] Well I do, so **** him and **** you too!
[01:45.536] You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
[01:47.076] Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
[01:49.984] "But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
[01:52.096] Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
[01:54.471] So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears?
[01:56.651] Yo Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
[01:58.946] So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
[02:01.391] And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
[02:03.605] Little *****, put me on blast on MTV
[02:05.946] "Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!"
[02:08.386] I should download her audio on MP3
[02:10.606] And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD [AHHH!]
[02:13.099] I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
[02:15.590] So I have been sent here to destroy you [bzzzt]
[02:17.813] And there's a million of us just like me
[02:19.717] Who cuss like me; who just don't give a **** like me
[02:21.969] Who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
[02:24.222] It just might be the next best thing but not quite me!
[02:26.856] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
[02:28.811] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[02:31.229] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,
[02:33.662] Please stand up, please stand up?'
[02:35.876] Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
[02:38.188] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[02:40.510] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,
[02:42.879] Please stand up, please stand up?
[02:44.859] I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only giving you
[02:47.475] Things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
[02:49.782] The only difference is I got the ***** to say it
[02:51.875] In front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
[02:54.685] I just get on the mic and spit it
[02:56.404] And whether you like to admit it [*ERR*] I just shit it
[02:58.877] Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
[03:00.839] Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like Valiums
[03:03.509] It's funny; 'cause at the rate I'm going when I'm thirty
[03:05.699] I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting
[03:07.948] Pinching nurses asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens
[03:10.231] And I'm jerking but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
[03:12.600] And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking
[03:14.956] He could be working at Burger King, spitting on your onion rings
[03:17.268] [*HACH*] Or in the parking lot, circling
[03:19.194] Screaming "I don't give a ****!"
[03:20.320] With his windows down and his system up
[03:21.949] So, will the real Shady please stand up?
[03:23.981] And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
[03:26.419] And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
[03:28.861] And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
[03:31.163] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
[03:33.385] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:35.646] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,
[03:37.990] Please stand up, please stand up?'
[03:39.724] Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
[03:42.502] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:44.749] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,
[03:47.124] Please stand up, please stand up?
[03:49.439] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
[03:51.941] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:54.019] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,
[03:56.655] Please stand up, please stand up?'
[03:58.606] Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
[04:00.875] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[04:03.046] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,
[04:05.661] Please stand up, please stand up?
[04:07.625] Ha ha
[04:09.226] Guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
[04:12.259] **** it, let's all stand up