[00:00.01]Jumped out of the 2 nd floor of a record store
[00:02.75]With a treacherous four cassette and a cassette recorder
[00:05.69]In Ecuador with Edward Norton
[00:08.19]Witness the metamorphosis
[00:09.45]Of a legend growing like an expert swordsman
[00:11.83]From the hessian war and
[00:13.01]Hence the origin of the headless horseman
[00:15.05]Born with the endorphins of a pathetic orphan
[00:18.13]Endless source and reservoir
[00:20.62]Of extension cords in dresser drawers
[00:22.21]And deadbolts on the bedroom doors
[00:24.03]And ***ual torture kits kept in a separate storage bin
[00:26.85]Excellent boyfriend
[00:28.65]Use intercourse to settle scores
[00:30.27]With women who have been vendettas towards men
[00:32.11]****head is forced in 'til there's shredded foreskin
[00:35.02]Reddish torn and they're only being fed a portion
[00:37.70]Bed sores and sore shins
[00:39.12]Pregnant whores can get abortions
[00:40.79]Fetish for sticking metal forks in self absorption
[00:43.49]Skeletor I went to hell and fell a floor
[00:45.74]A predator I'm headed for competitors
[00:48.00]Better warn 'em what I lack in tact and a set of morals
[00:50.78]I make up for in metaphors like a cosmetic store
[00:54.55]Stegosaurus chuck norris with a thesaurus
[00:57.27]Yes of course a mess of warrants
[00:59.00]You want some come and get some boys
[01:00.61]I'm giving daniel pantaleo a refresher course
[01:03.35]On excessive force and pressure points
[01:05.42]And dressing george zimmerman in a fluorescent orange
[01:07.72]Dress and four inch heels to address the court
[01:09.94]With a bullseye on his back his whole chest and torso
[01:12.18]Or left on the doorsteps of trayvon's dad as a present for him
[01:17.28]In my present form I'm desert storm
[01:19.42]Appetite for destruction there's no suppressant for
[01:22.50]Aggressive forceful and less remorseful in every morsel
[01:24.99]Unpleasant horrible hello gorgeous
[01:27.08]The rebel with devil horns just fell off the yellow short bus
[01:31.02]Met a contortionist said when you wanna get ***ual
[01:34.32]She said however I fit in your schedule I'm flexible
[01:37.96]Expired tags on the saturn got catherine bach
[01:40.43]In the back in daisy dukes with the hazards on
[01:43.66]At a traffic stop getting harassed sign an autograph
[01:46.38]For this ******* cop's daughter
[01:48.00]Laugh 'cause I called her a brat on it
[01:50.16]He spat on it and brought it back looking half in shock
[01:53.05]Had a heart attack and dropped dead
[01:54.86]Started falling back with it
[01:56.30]And got slapped with a colin kaepernick practice sock
[01:59.94]One ball and half a **** apple watch
[02:02.99]Crack front axle walked in a bass pro shop with david hasselhoff
[02:06.78]Pulled tabasco sauce out of my satchel
[02:08.79]Knocked over a fisherman's tackle box and
[02:12.27]Asked if they had a laughing stock
[02:15.15]That was ******* stupid
[02:17.14]You got it twisted all 'cause I offered this *****
[02:19.77]A doggie biscuit you call me misogynistic
[02:22.77]***** get to massaging this ****
[02:24.51]Like spas in this ***** slob on it with gobs of lipstick
[02:28.36]Got a shopping list for you to run some odds and ends with
[02:31.42]It's not a ***** on this earth I can be monogamous with
[02:34.38]She's non existent
[02:36.15]Robin thicke with a throbbing **** on some suave and slick ****
[02:39.66]But I shout derogatives at ******* like ******* missile launches
[02:42.97]Misfit blond and nitwit
[02:44.55]Like I've gone ballistic with a frosting tip kit
[02:47.26]Screamed I hate blondes and became one I'm optimistic
[02:51.68]Love to start ****
[02:52.97]Shoving clark kent's undergarments in the glove compartment
[02:55.85]Of the bucket bumping bubba sparxxx
[02:57.84]I'm double parking up at targets trouble 'causer a double crosser
[03:01.40]Shadiest ********** you'll ever come across
[03:03.67]Olympic gymnast been known for some assaults
[03:06.80]A couple lawsuits enough to cause a stomach ulcer
[03:09.62]Same damn brain scan results as rainman's is
[03:12.53]Something's off but when dusting hoffman's
[03:14.71]Dressing up in your mummy costume
[03:16.26]On stage dancing to brain damage what's the problem
[03:19.12]Nothing's wrong the name brand is back to reclaim status
[03:22.97]Run the faucet I'ma dunk
[03:24.24]A bunch of trump supporters underwater
[03:25.84]Snuck up on 'em in ray bans in a gray van with a spray tan
[03:29.31]It's a wrap like an ace bandage
[03:30.97]Don't give a **** persona to my last dna strand
[03:34.62]E j in the waistband at the vmas with the stagehand
[03:38.20]She wants kielbasa pre arrange an escape plan
[03:41.28]Three inch blade on point like a see and say
[03:44.01]Consider me a dangerous man
[03:45.80]But you should be afraid of this dang candidate
[03:49.05]You say trump don't kiss ass like a puppet
[03:51.45]'Cause he runs his campaign with his own cash for the fundin'
[03:54.40]And that's what you wanted
[03:55.63]A ******* loose cannon who's blunt with his hand on the button
[03:58.22]Who doesn't have to answer to no one great idea
[04:02.55]If I was president
[04:04.58]Getting off is the first order of business
[04:07.66]Once I get in office
[04:09.56]Second thing that'll make me happy's walking up to uncle sam
[04:13.13]Naked laughing **** cupped in hand
[04:15.39]Screaming **** safe ***
[04:16.73]Throw a latex and an aids test at him
[04:18.69]Tell congress I run this land
[04:20.63]And I want the rubber banned and make it snappy
[04:24.33]Addiction to friction and static
[04:26.04]Addict who can't escape the habit
[04:27.72]Continue to chase the dragon
[04:29.23]But as fate would have it I walked up in major magics
[04:32.26]Dressed as the maintenance man
[04:33.92]In a laser tag vest and a racing jacket
[04:36.31]With a gauge to blast it
[04:37.53]And sped away in the station wagon
[04:39.64]Stacey dash's and casey anthony's
[04:41.69]Crazy asses in the backseat
[04:43.33]Throwing stayfree pads at me
[04:45.32]Dead passenger in the passenger seat
[04:47.41]Unfasten the safety latches
[04:48.74]And slam on the brakes in traffic so hard
[04:51.15]I snapped the relocation brackets for the monster tires
[04:53.96]'Finna get a murder case and catch it
[04:55.76]Like you threw it at me encased in plastic
[04:59.13]And send dylan roof through the windshield of the benz
[05:01.38]Until he spins like a pinwheel and begins feeling
[05:03.53]Like a windmiller with a thin build while his skin's peeling
[05:06.43]And skids 'til he hits a cement pillar
[05:08.34]Swing for the fence like prince fielder
[05:10.05]Knock it into the upper peninsula
[05:11.62]You wanna go against 'zilla the rap god
[05:13.87]When will I quit never been realer
[05:15.62]The in stiller of fear not even a scintilla of doubt
[05:18.35]Whose pens iller than prince in a chinchilla
[05:19.93]Or ben stiller in a suspense thriller
[05:22.20]Revenge killer avenge syllable binge
[05:24.13]Fill a syringe 'til I
[05:25.78]Draw first blood
[05:27.34]Even pop **** on my pop **** and it's popular
[05:30.73]Couldn't be more awkwarder
[05:32.35]Cause you're innocence I robbed you of
[05:33.99]It's my fingers that got stuck up
[05:35.83]Taught ya ta not give a
[05:37.61]Slapstick hockey puck
[05:39.47]The broad hunter with the sawed off
[05:41.01]Like an arm when it's lopped off of ya
[05:42.50]But I'm not gonna get the shotgun
[05:44.06]Or the glock I'm gonna opt for the ox
[05:45.86]Cause I'm into o**ects that are sharp when I shop
[05:48.22]And it's not a shock I'm such an obnoxious ******
[05:49.79]The rock hudson of rock 'cause who would have thought
[05:51.56]This much of a ********** to go across the buttocks of
[05:53.63]Vivica fox with a box cutter
[05:57.13]That was for 50 little slap on the wrist be warned
[05:59.74]I'm unrevealing quickly
[06:01.08]My squabbles I'm grappling with your time traveling with me
[06:04.66]Try and follow as I wobble relapse into history with a flask of the whiskey
[06:09.45]Tip it back then I'm twisting wine bottles
[06:12.30]Like what happened to Chris reeves' spine column
[06:15.40]That's the plan of attack when I'm fixing my problems
[06:18.51]Wish my chest wasn't having to get these rhymes off 'em
[06:21.35]But the fact that I have so many rappers against me mind boggles
[06:24.57]And why I haven't come back on these ******s who diss me is
[06:27.13]More of a spectacular mystery than a ******* agatha christie crime novel
[06:32.25]But my patience is wearing thin
[06:33.94]Swear I been contemplating rubbing **** in your face 'til I smear it in
[06:37.47]Diss you in every lyric until you fear the pen
[06:39.81]And never appear again
[06:41.23]If you actually had ******* careers to end
[06:44.77]But then I think of molly qerim and I steer 'em in that direction
[06:47.98]And forget my ideas for them
[06:51.05]Molly I'm gone off you
[06:52.64]Man light some kush
[06:54.19]You're my first take I'll nail you
[06:56.09]Can't lie I gush
[06:57.63]If I won you over you would be the grand prize
[06:59.92]I'm entranced by your looks come and give the shady franchise a push
[07:03.95]You can get it in the can like some anheuser busch
[07:07.11]Jeans too small least three pant sizes tush
[07:09.66]Mushed against your damn side your puss
[07:11.64]And thighs are squished
[07:13.50]What kind of attires that
[07:15.15]I'm ready to be rode
[07:16.52]Psychopath bet you we'll get it popping like a flat
[07:20.43]Light the match to ignite the wrath
[07:22.21]Got knives to slash and slice hermaphrodites in half
[07:25.24]Piper chapmans might just have to picket me
[07:28.37]Like a scab
[07:30.29]Hard to describe in fact
[07:31.69]Startling violent perhaps
[07:33.02]Are things that come to mind as soon as I start spitting rhymes like that
[07:36.44]And you aren't really surprised at that
[07:38.25]But as far as these lines I rap
[07:39.78]And these bars wouldn't dial it back if I star 69 ed the track
[07:44.61]Why am I such a ****