Pigeons on Your Balcony
 作词 : 王若琳
 作曲 : 王若琳

here are some ways to take care of
the pigeons on your balcony
get a water gun fill it up with bleach
that’s what my friend told me, anyway

I’m sorry it’s just my territory
and I’m marking it with bleach

I do my best not to make a mess
of obliterating while I disinfect
I don’t think you’d want to taste my wrath
actually I’m a pacifist, anyway

do you understand this is disrespect
let me send you to the great big nest