[00:00.588]作词:瘦恒SoulHan
[00:00.752]作曲:瘦恒SoulHan
[00:00.943]说话人声:肥宝KidGod/小繁星
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[00:01.714]“贝贝”“爸B”
[00:03.683]“爸B今晚唔系屋企训教，讲唔到古仔比你听”
[00:07.946]“呜呜呜，点算啊”
[00:11.414]“但系唔紧要啊，今晚有瘦恒哥哥”
[00:15.510]“讲啲好特别嘅故事比你听啊，好唔好啊？”
[00:19.760]“好啊，瘦恒哥哥好”
[00:23.379]“你好啊贝贝，咁我地开始”
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[00:24.960]Verse 1
[00:25.750]翻开书本第一页
[00:26.844]关于猴子捞月
[00:28.265]故事发生系动物王国某个夜晚，月圆时
[00:31.501]首先猴子广东话叫马骝
[00:33.655]嚟跟我读一次，马骝，马骝，马骝，马骝
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[00:38.076]一班马骝系森林，玩得好开心
[00:40.716]马骝系度chill，马骝吔紧蕉，马骝扎扎跳
[00:44.397]Put your马骝hands up high，马骝系度开紧P
[00:47.583]但马骝唔饮人头马，佢地偏爱马骝蔑
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[00:51.011]突然马骝A，爬上树顶，大吃一惊
[00:54.092]佢话damn，月亮竟然跌左落个井
[00:57.113](点解马骝识讲英文嘅?)
[00:59.049]细路，咪杂乱歌柄
[01:00.445]大人讲古仔，你就竖起耳仔，安静听
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[01:03.892]所有马骝停晒活动，开始聚集
[01:06.761]为左拯救月亮行动，霖下对策
[01:09.938]马骝B，想用手捞但太手短，衰左
[01:13.193]马骝C，想落水但井太深似，烧鹅
[01:16.415]马骝群内讧哎霎，马骝群开始哎愁
[01:19.565]平时马骝，成身凹，但系今次凹晒头
[01:22.760]突然马骝长佬，灵机一现，霖到一条桥
[01:25.977]马骝手连脚，脚连手，爬上树枝往下吊
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[01:29.296]马骝，连似人体蜈蚣，但系依旧扑个空
[01:32.362]马骝长老，无奈叹气，哎，仰望上空
[01:35.539]发现月亮仲高挂系度，自己真系傻
[01:38.694]点知突然树枝一断，全部马骝浸死左
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[01:46.141]“呜呜呜，呢啲马骝仔死晒嘅？”
[01:49.568]“拿，贝贝，呢个故事就同我地讲”
[01:53.524]“自作聪明就系自寻死路”
[01:57.478]“所以，咪懒醒啊，知唔知道啊？”
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[02:01.428]副歌
[02:02.396]月光光，训落床
[02:05.500]咪眼光光，四围望
[02:08.827]今晚早训听朝有粒糖
[02:12.084]今晚早训听朝有粒糖
[02:15.187]故事咪，继续讲
[02:18.411]讲到你，个心慌慌
[02:21.650]今晚早训听朝有粒糖
[02:24.668]今晚早训听朝有粒糖
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[02:28.937]“瘦恒哥哥，我得唔得听多个古仔”
[02:32.503]“得唔得啊，求下你啦”
[02:35.332]“拿，你话架咋，贝贝，咁我讲多个故事比你听啊”
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[02:39.545]Verse 2
[02:40.080]翻开书本第八页，关于《龟兔赛跑》
[02:42.815]系动物王国森林搞，动物食饱，睇热闹
[02:45.981]马骝们摘定水果盘，狐狸们负责开盘
[02:49.113]斑马睇上去黑白分明，所以做裁判
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[02:52.642]赛前，阿龟同阿兔，对喷垃圾话
[02:55.913]睇赌注一面倒，今晚边个大赢家
[02:58.798]买阿兔系稳定投资
[03:00.414]买阿龟系鼓励，支持
[03:01.935]裁判321吹鸡，阿兔飙速，快到似支箭
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[03:05.368]一路领先，似苏炳添，阿龟，后面食尘
[03:08.608]连阿兔个影都睇唔到，咪讲话逼近
[03:11.728]阿兔好大赢面，观众开心又赢钱
[03:14.744]速度，dup dup，树底，hup hup
[03:16.652]阿兔等紧庆功宴
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[03:18.452]就系此时，风云突变，what，阿兔训过笼
[03:21.175]而阿龟，虽然慢，但系一直往前冲
[03:24.294]离终点越嚟越近，兔训得越嚟越霖
[03:27.560]场外买左阿兔嘅动物就越嚟越忟
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[03:30.941]终于阿龟冲过终点，伴随巨大欢呼声
[03:34.012]阿兔咁样先至醒，背负，众多骂名
[03:37.227]众动物赞扬阿龟永不言弃嘅精神
[03:40.389]阿兔成为反面教材，写落小学课文
[03:43.613]成个王国为阿龟庆祝，引嚟一片混乱
[03:46.669]但无动物见到狐狸阿兔，系度分钱
[03:49.760]Now who’s the winner？
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[03:52.768]“呢个故事就同我地讲”
[03:55.058]“有好多野，唔止系表面咁简单”
[04:00.160]“背后有好多人系度操纵架”
[04:04.081]“知唔知道啊”
[04:05.243]“呼呼呼..”
[04:07.495]“衰仔，训着左”
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[04:09.595]副歌
[04:10.436]月光光，训落床
[04:13.530]咪眼光光，四围望
[04:16.792]今晚早训听朝有粒糖
[04:19.958]今晚早训听朝有粒糖
[04:23.107]故事咪，继续讲
[04:26.342]讲到你，个心慌慌
[04:29.591]今晚早训听朝有粒糖
[04:32.844]今晚早训听朝有粒糖
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