[00:02.700]大黄别再咬
[00:03.690]不准扯我小夹袄
[00:05.070]否则把你送给村头小母猫
[00:08.100]休怪我气恼
[00:09.210]是你不停将我扰
[00:10.620]愤愤睁眼发现竟是娘亲驾到
[00:13.770]大事不太妙
[00:14.700]撒腿就要开蹘
[00:16.470]转身偏又撞见隔壁家婉桃
[00:18.870]算了作罢了
[00:20.190]英雄不怕虎豹
[00:21.840]我怎能为藤条折腰