[00:00.000]But there's only one you need to hear from tonight.
[00:03.014]New York, I'm about to win this competition
[00:07.236]Maria, give me a beat.
[00:12.437]Woo, muy bien.
[00:14.189]So, since the day I arrived England,
[00:16.954]Let's just say my faith has been tested on more than one occasion
[00:20.958]First things first,
[00:21.687]I’m shipped off from Spain on the night of my sweet sixteen,
[00:24.699]to marry some prince called Arthur, and I'm like "Okay".
[00:29.203]Then Arthur died, so naturally I'm imprisoned for seven years.
[00:32.196]Really helped with the grieving process, you know.
[00:35.192]But still, I'm like, Okay.
[00:37.695]But thank God, they rescued me just in time to marry Prince Henry,
[00:43.191]my dead husband's brother.
[00:44.917]Okay, so I'm thinking, "bit weird".
[00:47.907]But if you've been seen him back in the summer of '09,
[00:50.670]Let me tell you, he was okay.
[00:54.159]So seven years later,
[00:56.172]we're still trying for an heir,
[00:58.415]He's trying really hard,
[01:00.424]And I'm like, ugh, Okay.
[01:02.408]Then he starts coming home late.
[01:04.161]"I was just out with my ministers"
[01:06.415]But there's lipstick on his ruff.
[01:08.427]And I'm like "Okay".
[01:10.664]Suddenly, he wants to annul our marriage,
[01:12.661]move some side chick into my palace,
[01:14.669]and move me into a convent.
[01:17.428]Now, I don't think I'd look that good in a wimple.
[01:25.166]So I'm like "no way".