[00:00.000] 作词 : Cosmo Sheldrake [00:01.000] 作曲 : Cosmo Sheldrake [00:10.20]If I were a TARDIGRADE I'd move out from home [00:14.55]Why live in the shrubbery when you could have a throne [00:19.60]Pressure wouldn't squash me and fire couldn't burn [00:25.02]These are the things that I never will learn [00:29.83]These are the things I never will learn [00:50.32]I live in the shrubbery for that's all I crave [00:55.180]I don't want these excitements to see me to my grave [01:00.459]I can live life in vacuums for years with no drinks [01:05.540]And put up with hardships more than you can think [01:10.831]And put up with hardships more than you can think [01:21.641]If I shed all my liquid and let myself dry out [01:36.191]I'll shrivel and sleep for some 15 odd years [01:41.081]I'd wake up come water and get on with living [01:46.251]With time in my pocket to pass by the day [01:51.653]If I were a TARDIGRADE I'd move out from home [01:56.480]Why live in the shrubbery when you could have a throne [02:01.441]Pressure wouldn't squash me and fire couldn't burn [02:06.531]These are the things that I never will learn [02:11.622]These are the things I never will learn [02:22.722]For I am a TARDIGRADE and I'll stay at home [02:51.864]I'd not trade it for anything, not a knife, a cup or a throne [03:15.073]Well all I want is my shrubbery and my little patch of moss [03:25.662]With my whisky in the cabinet [03:31.002]And my feet all clothed in socks [03:36.073]And my feet clothed in socks [03:45.073]