[00:10.57]Gosh it disturbs me to see you Gaston
[00:13.72]Looking so down in the dumps
[00:16.89]Ev'ry guy here'd love to be you Gaston
[00:20.31]Even when taking your lumps
[00:23.12]There's no man in town as admired as you
[00:26.37]You're ev'ryone's favorite guy
[00:29.78]Ev'ryone's awed and inspired by you
[00:33.64]And it's not very hard to see why
[00:41.77]No one's slick as Gaston
[00:45.53]No one's quick as Gaston
[00:47.26]No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston's
[00:50.80]For there's no man in town half as manly
[00:54.51]Perfect a pure paragon
[00:57.62]You can ask any Tom **** or Stanley
[01:00.89]And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on
[01:06.31]Who play
[01:09.80]Gods like Gaston
[01:10.98]Who breaks
[01:11.45]Act like Gaston
[01:12.66]Who's much more than the summer this part like Gaston
[01:16.04]As a specimen yes I'm intimidating
[01:20.01]My what a guy that Gaston
[01:23.21]I needed
[01:26.50]Well there's no one that's easy to
[01:32.59]Too much
[01:33.61]Yep
[01:35.24]No one fights like Gaston
[01:39.69]Douses lights like Gaston
[01:41.22]In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston
[01:59.08]I don't care
[02:01.35]No one hits like Gaston
[02:03.33]Matches wits like Gaston
[02:04.90]In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston
[02:08.37]I'm espcially good at expectorating
[02:16.33]Ten points for Gaston
[02:20.61]When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs
[02:23.37]Ev'ry morning to help me get large
[02:26.87]And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs
[02:30.23]So I'm roughly the size of a barge
[03:30.61]I use antlers in all of my decorating
[03:37.89]Say it again
[03:40.59]Who's a man among men
[03:43.56]Who's a super success
[03:45.09]Don't you know
[03:45.94]Can't you guess
[03:46.84]Ask his fans and his five hangers on
[03:50.22]There's just one guy in town who's got all of it down
[03:57.67]And his name's G A S T
[04:03.25]I beleive there's another T
[04:06.77]It just cold to me
[04:14.72]Gaston