[00:00.02]This is how it starts [00:25.89]So in the past week [00:27.90]I've made several trips to the gynecologist [00:36.84]He was surprised to see me standing there [00:40.20]With my golden ticket hanging out of my left pocket [00:48.16]As I entered the building [00:49.81]I saw large acrylic paintings span the ceiling [00:53.79]And the stale smell of silicone clung to the wall [00:58.41]I breathed it in, I breathed it out [01:01.83]I thought nothing of it then and [01:05.03]I think nothing of it now [01:07.71]I think nothing of it now [01:12.19]Salutations are in order [01:22.48]To welcome forth our sweet disorder [01:31.40]So why don't you sit in the corner of your room [01:33.07]Sit in the corner of your room [01:34.32]And download the next greatest track to your MP3 device [01:37.19]So sincerely recommended to you by the New Musical Express [01:40.40]You can pick it up [01:42.11]Plug it in [01:42.81]And have it ready for free-roaming material before you know it [01:45.57]Then you can stroll on round to your friend’s house and play it loud and proud [01:52.05]As you sit around in a circle and skip one minute and thirty seconds into the chorus [01:56.02]So we can all sing along and gaze and marvel at the four chord future [02:01.10]Cause that's what we want [02:02.50]That's what we need [02:03.41]Something we can touch [02:04.57]Something we can feel [02:05.62]Something that's relatable not debatable [02:07.78]Relatable not debatable [02:09.26]Relatable not debatable [02:10.61]Relatable not debatable [02:16.60]Salutations are in order [02:26.59]To welcome forth our sweet disorder [02:47.25]I don't want to be heard if you're the only one listening [02:58.20]Bathe me in blood and call it a christening [03:09.55]I don't want to be heard if you're the only one listening [03:21.16]Bathe me in blood and call it a christening [03:42.65]Bathe me, bathe me, bathe mein blood [03:52.65]Bathe me, bathe me, bathe me in blood [04:04.86]And that's how it ends