[00:00.000] 作词 : Eminem
[00:00.065] 作曲 : King Tech/Eminem
[00:00.131]Yo, mic-check (My d1xk)
[00:03.291]Testin', one, two, fvxk (My d1xk)
[00:07.915]My nxts
[00:09.247]My attitude is worse than N.W.A's was
[00:11.729]I'll battle you over stupid sx1t
[00:13.244]And diss people who ain't have sx1t to do with it
[00:15.229]Like Cool J does (My tattoo)
[00:16.588]You see me standin' outside of your buildin'
[00:18.286]Screamin', "Puffy is good, but Slim Shady is for the children"
[00:21.682]I look at my life in a new light
[00:23.301]Fvxk it, give me 2 mics
[00:24.633]I write songs for me, fvxk what you like
[00:26.697]You probably hear me rap half-hearted
[00:28.291]'Cause I don't like rap anyway
[00:29.649]I'm just tryna get my p0rno career started (Oh, hell yeah)
[00:32.287]Every place and event, been there, done that
[00:34.769]Sx1t, Dre stuck me in a suitcase when he went
[00:37.303]Want a deal? Study these five chapters
[00:39.497]Lesson 1, throw demos as hard as you can at signed rappers
[00:42.710]Lesson 2, face 'em and diss 'em (What up, dawg?)
[00:44.382]Don't give 'em a demo, kidnap 'em (Come on, you're comin' with me, motherfvxker, check this out)
[00:46.002]And make 'em come to your basement and listen
[00:47.882]Lesson 3, get a job at a label
[00:49.763]Switch demos with Canibus and put yours on the owner's table
[00:52.584](Here, listen)
[00:53.002]Lesson 4, know you heard this before
[00:54.988]"Hey, let me get your number, I'll call you tomorrow for sure"
[00:57.704]Don't act like a fan, you wanna get signed
[00:59.768]Get the whitest A&R you can find
[01:01.388]Pull him aside and rap as wack as you can (Hey dude, come here)
[01:03.556]Lesson 5, get a hook-up at Jive
[01:05.437]Dress up like I.C.P. and have them come see you perform live
[01:08.598]And that's the key, but when you see me on the street
[01:11.105]I ain't givin' you sx1t, b1xch, don't even bother askin' me
[01:13.822]Toilet water splashes me right in the a5s when I'm spittin'
[01:16.643]'Cause I'm always sx1ttin' when I'm rappin', like Master P (Ungh)
[01:19.256]Got a bl0wj0b from Paula Jones and stuffed it so far in her mouth
[01:22.442]My baxls broke both of her collarbones
[01:24.402]Told Mya this sx1t was all about me, ah
[01:26.596]Gave Alyssa Milano syphilis, mono and gonorrhea
[01:29.522]And all three of my main girls said, "See ya"
[01:31.481]'Cause Brandy and Monica walked in
[01:32.970]And caught me fvxkin' Aaliyah
[01:34.642]I splish-splash while I'm takin' a bath
[01:36.705]Grab a handful of p1lls, break 'em in half, take 'em and laugh
[01:39.840]White trash, fvxkin' your wife in the a5s
[01:41.825]While you're out siphonin' gas
[01:43.184]For your lawn mower to cut the grass
[01:44.673]So if I hurt your self-esteem and you get dissed too bad (Yo, why you diss me?)
[01:47.389]You know I just be sayin' that to get you mad
[01:49.740]And when I rap about a buncha sx1t you wished you had (A big d1xk)
[01:52.536]You know I just be sayin' that to get you mad
[01:55.174]I can't listen to that song, that sx1t's too sad
[01:57.995]You know I just be sayin' that to get you mad
[02:00.529]He'll never make it, his wrist is slit too bad (Nurse, nurse)
[02:03.115]You know I just be sayin' that to get you mad
[02:05.884]What a wonderful day, I should go outside and play
[02:08.731]Ain't no need to sit inside the house and hibernate
[02:11.527]Hi, Renée (Oh, hi)
[02:12.232]I was just about to toss a live grenade
[02:14.348]In your driveway and drive away (What?)
[02:16.281]Are you afraid of a blade made of a razor with A1DS?
[02:18.632]Blood drippin' from it
[02:19.860]Rippin' your stomach like a paper mâché
[02:21.845]You talk a lot of sx1t, but you was never ill, though
[02:24.144]I'm sick enough to beat you to death with a feather pillow
[02:26.913]Tipped over some cows, just for a joke and a laugh
[02:29.185]Jumped up, choked a giraffe
[02:30.361]Snapped his neck and broke it in half
[02:32.242]Wagin' wars, went on stage
[02:33.913]And sprayed Cage with Agent Orange
[02:35.611]And wiped my a5s with his page in Source (Here)
[02:37.936]The demon is here, I'm steamin' this year
[02:39.634]I rip [*censored*] voice box out and scream in his ear
[02:42.743]It's not a gimmick, b1xch, it's an image, I live it
[02:44.911]Give a fvxk? I don't know what a fvxk is to give it
[02:47.523]"Yeah, I don't think this guy is well"
[02:49.143]I'm high as hell, I'll beat you with a live cat
[02:51.494]When I'm swingin' him by his tail
[02:53.218]I'll fvxkin', I'll fvxkin', lay your nxts on the dresser
[02:56.640]Just your nutsack by itself
[02:58.233]And bang them sx1ts with a spiked bat
[03:00.245]Cxt your n3ck off, then s3w your head right back
[03:02.335]And leave you like that
[03:03.432]You just triggered a pr1ck who just mixed liquor
[03:05.731]Who's itchin' to leave you disfigured
[03:07.298]And stiffer than Christopher
[03:08.839]Reeves
[03:09.414]I was dealin' with strep throat
[03:10.798]While your mother was br3astf33din'
[03:12.026]And gave her the flesh-eatin' disease
[03:14.011]I'm iller than takin' a hammer and beatin' your knees
[03:16.389]And walkin' through South Central L.A., bl33din' in jeans (Am I a Blood or a Crip?)
[03:19.367]Wakin' up the next day in breathin' machines
[03:21.874]Flashin' back to bein' shot and repeatin' the scenes
[03:24.251]On how you just got smok3d, and if you do live
[03:26.707]You'll be too scared to tell it, like a Biggie and Pac joke
[03:29.032]So if I hurt your self-esteem and you get dissed too bad
[03:31.801]You know I just be sayin' that to get you mad
[03:34.413]And when I rap about a fat b1xch that you wished you had
[03:37.051]You know I just be sayin' that to get you mad
[03:39.716]I can't listen to that song, that sx1t's too sad
[03:42.407]You know I just be sayin' that to get you mad
[03:44.914]He'll never make it, his wrist is slit too bad
[03:47.500]You know I just be sayin' that to get you mad
[03:52.124]I know that makes you real mad, don't it? (Uh-huh)
[03:55.860]That's right, Slim Shady (Yup)
[03:58.838]Sway and Tech, sprayin' wreck (B1xch)
[04:02.651]And we don't give a heck (Uh-uh)
[04:04.036]Or a dxxn or a fvxk or a sx1t
[04:08.660]So suxk my mothafvxkin' d1xk
[04:11.455]The Wake Up Show, let me tell you what it mean to me
[04:13.806]It mean hard beats, hard rhymes, B-boys
[04:17.698]Hip-hop, baby, all the way, forever