[00:00.000] 作词 : Mike Elizondo/Mark Batson/Marshall Mathers/Andre R. Young/Christopher Pope
[00:00.990] 作曲 : Mike Elizondo/Mark Batson/Marshall Mathers/Andre R. Young/Christopher Pope
[00:01.980]I don't understand
[00:04.100]Why are you being so mean?
[00:07.130]You're a mean, mean man
[00:10.910]You're just jealous of me, 'cause you, you just can't do what I do
[00:14.180]So instead of just admitting it, you walk around and say
[00:16.840]All kinds of really mean things about me
[00:18.780]'Cause you're a meanie, a meanie
[00:21.420]But it's only 'cause you're just really jealous of me
[00:23.820]'Cause I'm what you wanna be, so you just look like an idiot
[00:26.690]When you say these mean things, 'cause it's too easy to see
[00:29.460]You're really just a big weenie, big weenie
[00:32.700]Alright, listen, I need you to focus
[00:35.420]I need you to go dig deep in your mind, this is important
[00:38.420]We are going to perform an experiment of the sorts
[00:40.960]I'm going to have to ask you to bear with me for a moment
[00:44.010]Now I need you to open your mind, your eyes, close 'em
[00:47.020]You are now about to be placed under my hypnosis
[00:49.710]For the next four and a half minutes, we are going to explore
[00:52.530]Into your mind to find out why you're so ******' jealous
[00:55.220]Now why did they make yoo-hoo? Pippity-kaka-poo-poo
[00:57.990]Psych, I'm kidding, I just wanted to see if you're still listening
[01:00.780]Okay, now I need your undivided attention
[01:03.470]Sir, I have a question, why do I always sense this undeniable tension?
[01:07.730]From the moment that I enter into the room
[01:10.000]It gets all quiet and whispers
[01:11.940]Whenever there's conversation, why am I always mentioned?
[01:14.780]I've been dying to ask, it's been itching at me, is it just because...
[01:17.760]You're just jealous of me, 'cause you, you just can't do what I do
[01:21.000]So instead of just admitting it, you walk around and say
[01:23.690]All kinds of really mean things about me
[01:25.570]'Cause you're a meanie, a meanie
[01:28.210]But it's only 'cause you're just really jealous of me
[01:30.720]'Cause I'm what you wanna be, so you just look like an idiot
[01:33.540]When you say these mean things, 'cause it's too easy to see
[01:36.280]You're really just a big weenie, big weenie
[01:39.520]Alright, now I (****), I just flubbed a line
[01:42.210]I was going to say something extremely important
[01:44.750]But I forgot who or what it was, I ****ed up
[01:48.060]Psych, I'm kidding again, you idiot, no, I didn't
[01:50.620]That's just what you wanted to hear from me is that I ****ed up, ain't it?
[01:53.680]But I can bust one take without looking at no paper
[01:56.450]It doesn't take a bunch of takes or me to stand here in this booth all day
[01:59.530]For me to say the truth, okay? You're drooling, you have tooth decay
[02:02.200]Your mouth is open, you're disgusting, what the **** you eat for lunch?
[02:05.150]A bunch of sweets or something?
[02:06.350]What, you munch a bunch of Crunch 'n Munch?
[02:07.920]Your tooth is rotten to the gum, your breath stinks
[02:09.950]Wanna chew some gum?
[02:10.790]"Yes, I do, sir, what am I on?" You, sir, are on truth serum
[02:13.530]"Marshall, I'm so jealous of you, please say you won't tell nobody
[02:16.380]I'd be so embarrassed, I'm just absolutely terrified
[02:18.890]That someone's gonna find out why I'm saying all these terrible
[02:21.760]Evil and awful mean things, it's my own insecurities"
[02:24.500]You're just jealous of me, 'cause you, you just can't do what I do
[02:27.770]So instead of just admitting it, you walk around and say
[02:30.490]All kinds of really mean things about me
[02:32.260]'Cause you're a meanie, a meanie
[02:34.950]But it's only 'cause you're just really jealous of me
[02:37.540]'Cause I'm what you wanna be, so you just look like an idiot
[02:40.390]When you say these mean things, 'cause it's too easy to see
[02:43.100]You're really just a big weenie, big weenie
[02:46.500]Alright, now we, we're going to conduct
[02:48.980]That experiment that we were talking about earlier
[02:51.960]Just to see what a frog looks like when it takes two hits of *******
[02:55.170]'Cause that's exactly what your eyes look like, wanna check to see?
[02:58.120]Here's a mirror, notice the resemblance here?
[03:00.480]Wait, let me put these sunglasses on, now look in this mirror
[03:03.140]How 'bout now? What do you have in common?
[03:05.780]You're both green with envy and look like idiots with sunglasses on 'em
[03:09.040]You look like I sound like singing about weenies
[03:11.940]Now take my weenie out of your mouth
[03:13.590]This is between me and you, I know you're not happy
[03:16.880]I know you'd much rather see me
[03:18.320]Lying in the corner of a room somewhere crying
[03:21.060]Curled up in a ball, tweaked out of my mind, dying, there's no denying
[03:25.080]That my weenie is much bigger than yours is
[03:27.510]Mine is like sticking a banana between two oranges
[03:30.280]Why are you even doing this to yourself? It's pointless
[03:32.890]Why do we have to keep on going through this? This is torturous
[03:36.240]My point is this
[03:37.310]That if you say mean things, your weenie will shrink
[03:40.130]Now I forgot what the chorus is, you're just as...
[03:42.580]You're just jealous of me, 'cause you, you just can't do what I do
[03:45.690]So instead of just admitting it, you walk around and say
[03:48.440]All kinds of really mean things about me
[03:50.210]'Cause you're a meanie, a meanie
[03:52.930]But it's only 'cause you're just really jealous of me
[03:55.330]'Cause I'm what you wanna be, so you just look like an idiot
[03:58.230]When you say these mean things, 'cause it's too easy to see
[04:00.980]You're really just a big weenie, big weenie
[04:04.840]**** off my ****