[00:00.000] 作词 : Marshall Mathers/Andre R. Young/Mike Elizondo/Tom Coster
[00:01.000] 作曲 : Marshall Mathers/Andre R. Young/Mike Elizondo/Tom Coster
[00:04.025] May I have your attention, please?
[00:07.410] May I have your attention, please?
[00:10.533] Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
[00:14.233] I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
[00:18.296] We're gonna have a problem here...
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[00:19.712] Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
[00:21.795] Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door
[00:24.548] And started whoopin' her ass worse than before
[00:26.501] They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (Agh!)
[00:28.429] It's the return of the "Oh, wait, no way, you're kidding
[00:31.467] He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
[00:33.881] And Dr. Dre said… nothing, you idiots!
[00:36.224] Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (Ha ha!)
[00:38.544] Feminist women love Eminem
[00:40.139] "Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
[00:42.381] Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what
[00:44.481] Flippin' the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though"
[00:47.268] Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
[00:49.812] But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms
[00:51.857] Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose
[00:53.996] But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
[00:56.379] "My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
[00:58.514] And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
[01:00.931] And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
[01:03.337] And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
[01:05.787] Of course, they're gonna know what intercourse is
[01:07.122] By the time they hit fourth grade
[01:08.759] They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they?
[01:10.713] We ain't nothin' but mammals—well, some of us, cannibals
[01:13.265] Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
[01:14.740] But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
[01:16.995] Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
[01:19.450] But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
[01:21.826] Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes—
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[01:24.551] I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
[01:26.359] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[01:28.357] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[01:30.892] Please stand up, please stand up?
[01:33.178] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
[01:35.299] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[01:37.316] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[01:39.826] Please stand up, please stand up?
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[01:42.635] Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records (Nope)
[01:44.575] Well, I do, so **** him and **** you too!
[01:46.916] You think I give a damn about a GRAMMY?
[01:48.564] Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
[01:51.047] "But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
[01:53.176] Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here?
[01:55.484] So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears?
[01:58.055] Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
[02:00.520] So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
[02:02.837] And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
[02:05.113] Little bitch put me on blast on MTV
[02:07.011] "Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee"
[02:09.869] I should download her audio on MP3
[02:11.690] And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (Agh!)
[02:14.594] I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups
[02:16.477] All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you
[02:18.542] And there's a million of us just like me
[02:20.925] Who cuss like me, who just don't give a **** like me
[02:23.567] Who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
[02:25.909] And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me
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[02:28.858] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
[02:30.797] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[02:32.602] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[02:35.176] Please stand up, please stand up?
[02:37.477] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
[02:39.589] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[02:41.873] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[02:44.225] Please stand up, please stand up?
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[02:47.040] I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you
[02:49.433] Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room
[02:51.529] The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all
[02:54.114] And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all
[02:56.439] I just get on the mic and spit it
[02:57.942] And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it
[02:59.630] Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
[03:01.829] Then you wonder: "How can kids eat up these albums like Valiums?"
[03:04.827] It's funny, 'cause at the rate, I'm going, when I'm thirty
[03:07.325] I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting
[03:09.489] Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens
[03:12.055] And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
[03:14.036] And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking
[03:16.202] He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings
[03:18.605] Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, "I don't give a ****!"
[03:21.697] With his windows down and his system up
[03:23.458] So will the real Shady please stand up
[03:25.600] And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
[03:27.624] And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
[03:30.050] And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
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[03:32.670] I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
[03:34.608] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:37.058] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[03:39.473] Please stand up, please stand up?
[03:41.733] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
[03:43.792] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:46.185] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[03:48.407] Please stand up, please stand up?
[03:50.799] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
[03:53.012] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:55.260] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[03:57.688] Please stand up, please stand up?
[04:00.057] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
[04:02.328] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[04:04.541] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[04:07.074] Please stand up, please stand up?
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