[00:04.942]You see her sitting with her coffee and her paper [00:17.702]With her high top sneakers of Italian design [00:21.451]With a long cool stare she aggravates the tension [00:24.692]Makes up her face while she makes up her mind [00:28.197]Now you're in trouble, maybe she's an intellectual [00:31.447]What if she figures out you're not very smart [00:34.700]Or maybe she's the quiet type who's into heavy metal [00:37.695]Boy, you got to get it settled [00:39.447]Cause she's breaking your heart [00:41.700]Don't try to put on an act [00:43.453]You can't do that to a modern woman [00:48.441]And you're an old fashioned man [00:50.437]She understands the things you're doin' [00:55.441]She's a modern woman [01:03.475]She looks sleek and she seems so professional [01:06.482]She's got a lot of confidence, it's easy to see [01:09.723]You want to make a move [01:13.412]But you feel so inferior [01:15.164]Cause under that exterior [01:16.408]Is someone who's free [01:19.158]She's got style and she's got her own money [01:22.273]So she's not another honey you can quickly disarm [01:23.771]She's got the eyes that make you realize [01:26.767]She won't be hypnotized by your usual charm [01:30.527]You've got your plan of attack [01:32.023]That won't attract the modern woman [01:37.016]When you're an old fashioned man [01:39.025]She understands the things you're doin' [01:43.518]She's a modern woman [02:13.775]Time goes by and you're sharing an apartment [02:17.025]She says she loves you but she doesn't know why [02:20.277]In the morning she leaves you with your coffee and your paper [02:23.272]It's a strange situation for an old fashioned guy [02:27.020]But times have changed [02:28.518]Things are not the same, baby [02:30.016]You overcame such a bad attitude [02:33.268]Rock and roll just used to be for kicks [02:35.277]And nowadays it's politics [02:40.720]And after 1986 what else could be new [02:41.462]You got to learn to relax [02:46.667]And face the facts of modern woman [02:47.666]And you're an old fashioned man [02:49.919]She understands the things you're doin' [02:53.667]She's a modern woman