[00:04.942]You see her sitting with her coffee and her paper
[00:17.702]With her high top sneakers of Italian design
[00:21.451]With a long cool stare she aggravates the tension
[00:24.692]Makes up her face while she makes up her mind
[00:28.197]Now you're in trouble, maybe she's an intellectual
[00:31.447]What if she figures out you're not very smart
[00:34.700]Or maybe she's the quiet type who's into heavy metal
[00:37.695]Boy, you got to get it settled
[00:39.447]Cause she's breaking your heart
[00:41.700]Don't try to put on an act
[00:43.453]You can't do that to a modern woman
[00:48.441]And you're an old fashioned man
[00:50.437]She understands the things you're doin'
[00:55.441]She's a modern woman
[01:03.475]She looks sleek and she seems so professional
[01:06.482]She's got a lot of confidence, it's easy to see
[01:09.723]You want to make a move
[01:13.412]But you feel so inferior
[01:15.164]Cause under that exterior
[01:16.408]Is someone who's free
[01:19.158]She's got style and she's got her own money
[01:22.273]So she's not another honey you can quickly disarm
[01:23.771]She's got the eyes that make you realize
[01:26.767]She won't be hypnotized by your usual charm
[01:30.527]You've got your plan of attack
[01:32.023]That won't attract the modern woman
[01:37.016]When you're an old fashioned man
[01:39.025]She understands the things you're doin'
[01:43.518]She's a modern woman
[02:13.775]Time goes by and you're sharing an apartment
[02:17.025]She says she loves you but she doesn't know why
[02:20.277]In the morning she leaves you with your coffee and your paper
[02:23.272]It's a strange situation for an old fashioned guy
[02:27.020]But times have changed
[02:28.518]Things are not the same, baby
[02:30.016]You overcame such a bad attitude
[02:33.268]Rock and roll just used to be for kicks
[02:35.277]And nowadays it's politics
[02:40.720]And after 1986 what else could be new
[02:41.462]You got to learn to relax
[02:46.667]And face the facts of modern woman
[02:47.666]And you're an old fashioned man
[02:49.919]She understands the things you're doin'
[02:53.667]She's a modern woman