[00:00.00]LAST TRAIN TO BUCKETHEADLAND -Buckethead （头）
[00:02.250]All aboard This is the last train to Bucketheadland
[00:43.780]La-ladies and germs
[00:45.290]I-if you 'd look to your right
[00:46.590]You 'll see Giant Robot
[00:48.720]One of the first attractions on
[00:51.180]This last train ride to Bucketheadland
[00:54.500]Oh my god Giant Robot Johnny Sokko
[00:58.250]Where are you today
[01:00.930]You rode doom for eternity
[01:03.560]Supporting Giant Robot with Jerry Mano
[01:08.750]Speaking of Jerry Mano ladies and germs
[01:11.430]To your right you 'll notice under construction
[01:14.620]Nearly complete
[01:16.620]Is Jerry Mano 's executive wonder ride
[01:20.930]Be careful
[01:22.370]Ther-there 's still construction in process
[01:25.380]Don 't let any of your children jump out of the cars
[01:29.690]Uh-huh ooh I I I even forgot about this attraction
[01:33.310]The the the Siamese Twins of Doom Landslide Mountain
[01:36.590]To your left again ladies and germs
[01:40.470]Oh my god
[01:42.840]When this is completed
[01:45.720]Bucketheadland will be complete
[01:49.530]I -to your left to your left again
[01:53.280]As we pass around this curve
[01:55.410]Edwin Neal 's Sausage Massacre Hayride
[02:00.720]You 'll notice a giant stand of a-Edwin
[02:03.870]Poking his sausages at the dinner table
[02:07.440]That 's where tickets are sold
[02:11.810]I never knew wha-wha-what-what-what
[02:14.70]Made his appetite so unquestionably released for the sausages
[02:22.840]But without that appetite
[02:25.210]We would not be able to love him
[02:32.850]Yeaahahah
[02:36.520]Leather-Leatherface 's Castle
[02:40.400]There 's only a sign
[02:41.780]And gentlemen
[02:42.150]To the right
[02:43.460]That designates the spot where it would be built
[02:47.900]This will probably be the third or fourth phase Bucketheadland
[02:52.240]We 're-we 're not sure yet
[02:54.430]Our-our engineers are committed with so many ideas
[02:58.490]Huh-we only can take them one at a time
[03:02.870]We 're-we 're trying to offer you everything we can
[03:07.300]Wi-with Edwin Neal 's Sausage Ride
[03:09.620]Wh-what at else do you want
[03:17.50]It 's been a long day at Bucketheadland
[03:19.430]Ladies and gentlemen
[03:23.20]The engineers get very weary
[03:25.780]Uh oh Very weary-I have to go home
[03:31.960]Have a little feed of barbital sit down
[03:37.880]Play my Texas Chainsaw Massacre video game
[03:44.620]Sorry for the erratic behavior on this last train to Bucketheadland
[03:47.500]But your engineer 's at the end of his leash
[03:55.690]We wish you many more pleasurable visits
[04:01.810]We wish a lifetime of fun
[04:05.370]Even when you 're not in this wonderland of joy
[04:11.380]We wish you happiness in whatever you do
[04:22.370]Can we go on this trip again
[04:24.500]That was the last train did you enjoy it
[04:29.370]Kind-it was kind of scary but I liked it
[04:33.70]Do you want to go back again
[04:34.620]Yeah
[04:36.310]When
[04:37.690]Next summer