[00:00.000] 作词 : Andrew Lloyd Webber/T.S. Eliot [00:01.000] 作曲 : Andrew Lloyd Webber [00:18.085]I have a Gumbie Cat in mind [00:23.390]Her name is Jennyanydots [00:27.439]Her coat is of the tabby kind [00:32.042]With tiger stripes and leopard spots [00:37.070]All day she sits upon the stairs [00:41.453]Or on the step or on the mat [00:46.866]She sits and sits and sits and sits [00:54.114]And that's what makes a Gumbie Cat [00:59.102]That's what makes a Gumbie Cat [01:05.906]But... [01:09.665]When the day's hustle and bustle is done [01:12.796]Then the Gumbie Cat's work is but hardly begun [01:16.269]And when all the family's in bed and asleep [01:19.513]I tuck up my skirts to the basement to creep [01:22.508]I am deeply concerned with the ways of the mice [01:28.597]Their behavior's not good and their manners not nice [01:34.377]So when I have got them lined up on the matting [01:38.134]I teach them music, crocheting, and tatting [02:11.534]I have a Gumbie Cat in mind [02:16.206]Her name is Jennyanydots [02:20.372]The curtain cord she likes to wind [02:24.663]And tie it into sailor knots [02:29.142]She sits upon the windowsill [02:33.260]Or anything that's smooth and flat [02:37.919]She sits and sits and sits and sits [02:46.011]And that's what makes a Gumbie Cat [02:50.532]That's what makes a Gumbie Cat [02:56.490]Bu-and... [02:59.609]When the day's hustle and bustle is done [03:02.284]Then the Gumbie Cat's work is but hardly begun [03:05.572]I think that the cockroaches need employment [03:08.840]To prevent them from idle and wanton destroyment [03:11.940]So I formed from that lot of disorderly louts [03:14.908]A troop of well-disciplined helpful Boy Scouts [03:18.470]With a purpose in life and a good deed to do [03:21.570]And I've even created a Beetles' tattoo [04:17.624]So, for Old Gumbie Cats, let us now give three cheers [04:21.017]On whom well-ordered households depend, it appears [04:25.321]Three cheers, three cheers, three cheers [04:28.836]Thank you, my dears