[00:00.39]So ya wanna be a hero kid
[00:02.62]Well whoop de do
[00:04.55]
[00:05.40]I have been around the block before
[00:07.67]With block heads just like you
[00:09.62]
[00:10.50]Each and ev'ryone a disappointment
[00:12.76]Pain for which there ain't no ointment
[00:16.39]So much for excuses
[00:18.19]Though a kid of zeus is
[00:20.01]Asking me to jump into the fray
[00:23.03]
[00:23.57]My answer is two words
[00:26.34]
[00:29.61]OK
[00:30.01]
[00:30.65]Uff oh
[00:32.21]You win
[00:33.11]
[00:34.17]Oh Gods
[00:35.82]
[00:36.97]Oy vay
[00:37.99]
[00:39.63]I'd given up hope that someone would come
[00:42.34]
[00:43.01]Along
[00:43.65]
[00:44.61]A fellow who'd ring the bell for once
[00:47.16]Not the gong
[00:48.70]
[00:49.39]The kind who wins trophies
[00:51.86]Won't settle for low fees
[00:54.18]At least semi pro fees
[00:56.20]But no I get the green horn
[00:59.22]I've been out to pasture pal my ambition gone
[01:02.85]
[01:04.02]Content to spend lazy days and to graze my lawn
[01:07.76]
[01:08.64]But you need an advisor
[01:10.96]A satyr but wiser
[01:12.76]
[01:13.46]A good merchandiser
[01:15.37]And oohh
[01:16.78]There goes my ulcer
[01:18.51]I'm down to one last hope
[01:20.03]And I hope it's you
[01:22.12]
[01:23.07]Though kid you're not exactly
[01:24.97]A dream come true
[01:27.18]
[01:27.85]I've trained enough turkeys
[01:29.89]
[01:30.54]Who never came through
[01:32.12]
[01:32.82]You're my one last hope
[01:34.03]So you'll have to do
[01:35.44]
[01:56.98]Demi Gods have faced the odds
[01:59.40]And ended up a mockery
[02:01.24]
[02:01.77]Don't believe the stories
[02:03.56]That you read on all the crockery
[02:06.74]To be a true hero kid is a dying art
[02:10.64]
[02:11.74]Like painting a master piece it's a work of heart
[02:15.65]
[02:16.43]It takes more than sinew
[02:18.34]
[02:18.84]Comes down to what's in you
[02:20.71]
[02:21.31]You have to continue to grow
[02:25.07]Now that's more like it
[02:26.68]
[02:27.26]I'm down to one last shoot
[02:29.68]And my last high note
[02:32.49]
[02:33.85]Before that blasted under world
[02:36.45]Gets my goat
[02:37.72]
[02:38.70]My dreams are on you kid
[02:40.52]
[02:41.04]Go make 'em come true
[02:42.40]
[02:43.02]Climb that uphil slope
[02:44.99]Keep pushing that envelope
[02:47.07]
[02:47.84]You're my one last hope
[02:49.14]And kid it's up to you
[02:57.04]Yea