One Last Hope So ya wanna be a hero kid Well whoop de do I have been around the block before With block heads just like you Each and ev'ryone a disappointment Pain for which there ain't no ointment So much for excuses Though a kid of zeus is Asking me to jump into the fray My answer is two words OK Uff oh You win Oh Gods Oy vay I'd given up hope that someone would come Along A fellow who'd ring the bell for once Not the gong The kind who wins trophies Won't settle for low fees At least semi pro fees But no I get the green horn I've been out to pasture pal my ambition gone Content to spend lazy days and to graze my lawn But you need an advisor A satyr but wiser A good merchandiser And oohh There goes my ulcer I'm down to one last hope And I hope it's you Though kid you're not exactly A dream come true I've trained enough turkeys Who never came through You're my one last hope So you'll have to do Demi Gods have faced the odds And ended up a mockery Don't believe the stories That you read on all the crockery To be a true hero kid is a dying art Like painting a master piece it's a work of heart It takes more than sinew Comes down to what's in you You have to continue to grow Now that's more like it I'm down to one last shoot And my last high note Before that blasted under world Gets my goat My dreams are on you kid Go make 'em come true Climb that uphil slope Keep pushing that envelope You're my one last hope And kid it's up to you Yea