[00:00.000] 作曲 : Austin Wintory/Steven Gates/Scott Edgar/Simon Hail
[00:07.21]Attend the tale of Maxwell Roth,
[00:08.82]He sought the footlights like a moth,
[00:10.50]His sense of timing never off until,
[00:13.46]He opted to collaborate,
[00:15.04]With a hooded reprobate,
[00:16.64]The Blighter and Assassin made a deadly double bill.
[00:19.79]Jokes, Jokes, Jokes,
[00:21.05]Make 'em laugh until they choke,
[00:22.56]Fairly slay them in the aisles,
[00:24.11]Maidens fair and Princes charming.
[00:26.08]Thrills, Thrills, Thrills,
[00:27.34]Dashing feet and bloody spills,
[00:28.89]And I guarantee you'll never see the ending coming.
[00:37.57]The curtain rose the scene was set,
[00:39.33]They danced a murderous duet,
[00:40.74]And much deserving blood was let up to,
[00:43.67]The scene wherein they disagreed
[00:45.34]on who should live and who should bleed,
[00:46.96]And Maxwell Roth he then received,
[00:48.56]A very bad review!
[00:50.13]Jokes, Jokes, Jokes,
[00:51.43]And there's daggers and there's cloaks,
[00:52.90]But behind the scenes the leading players differ on the plot.
[00:56.21]Laugh, Laugh, Laugh,
[00:57.54]At the dandy's new red scarf,
[00:59.20]Now eight shows a week to Beelzebub is his eternal lot.
[01:02.56]Jokes, jokes, jokes,
[01:03.83]Make 'em laugh until they choke,
[01:05.19]Fairly slay them in the aisles,
[01:06.60]Maidens fair and Princes charming.
[01:08.56]Thrills, Thrills, Thrills,
[01:09.83]Dashing feet and bloody spills,
[01:11.28]And I guarantee you'll never see the ending coming!