[05:01.93]In second grade, I take that back [05:04.52]In first grade, there was a book [05:06.62]And it was like, a book about a spider [05:10.00]And this, it was this lady spider [05:12.19]With eyelashes and big lips [05:14.23]And it was like the black widow story [05:16.57]And it was a picture book [05:17.96]And it would walk around [05:21.67]And it would eat other bugs [05:24.23]Like grasshoppers, and ants, and flies [05:26.92]And at the very end [05:28.46]They like burst out of their belly [05:29.48] [05:29.78]And you know, all those other bugs would win [05:33.01]But I wouldn't read that part, [05:34.51]Cause I didn't like that part [05:36.15]And I'd always be upset when [05:38.04]The other kids were reading that book [05:39.88]I remember going to school [05:41.32]And very much looking forward to [05:42.17]Reading that book every day [05:44.81]I don't, I don't know why [05:46.56]But that was the closest thing [05:49.38]I had to a ***ual turn-on