[00:00.000] 作词 : Alan Ayckbourn
[00:00.450] 作曲 : Andrew Lloyd Webber
[00:00.901]BERTIE：What have you got to say, Jeeves?
[00:04.689]What have you got to say?
[00:07.615]JEEVES：Sir -
[00:08.398]BERTIE：Your job's to protect me and to cushion me from shocks
[00:11.951]Not to let the poor young master end up crouching in a box
[00:15.817]Leave him posing as a coatstand there, the minute someone knocks
[00:19.709]No, somebody's got to pay, Jeeves
[00:24.098]Somebody's got to pay
[00:26.397]JEEVES：If you would allow me, sir -
[00:27.860]BERTIE：Threatened with a lynch mob and I lose my oldest friends
[00:31.386]I'm embroiled with random females bent on dire romantic ends
[00:35.174]Yours is frankly not a judgement, Jeeves, on which a chap depends
[00:39.432]It's bordering on risque, Jeeves
[00:43.324]Utterly declasse...
[00:46.171]JEEVES：If I might -
[00:47.033]BERTIE：Your job's to inspire me with encouragement and praise
[00:50.586]Not abandon me with Stiffy in some frightful leafy maze
[00:54.531]Not to make me change my name three times in just as many days
[00:58.841]Here I am in an extreme position
[01:02.681]General Custer out of ammunition
[01:06.155]Didn't get here by my own volition
[01:10.230]As Tennyson once thundered
[01:12.006]Someone here has badly blundered
[01:13.652]JEEVES：Sir -
[01:14.175]BERTIE：It's chaos and disarray, Jeeves
[01:17.962]Misery and dismay
[01:21.202]JEEVES：Perhaps if i could interr -
[01:22.194]BERTIE：Calling this a shambles is to understate the case
[01:25.329]Look at all these banjo lovers, not a dry eye in the place
[01:29.326]I shall never have the nerve again to look them in the face
[01:33.244]So what have you got to say, Jeeves?
[01:37.606]What have you got to say?
[01:41.316]JEEVES：I fear I must confess it, sir
[01:42.570]Despite my best endeavours to
[01:43.954]Ensure a fluid narrative
[01:44.973]Things haven't gone to plan
[01:46.384]Evens were overtaken, sir
[01:47.533]By unseen technicalities
[01:48.865]I really can assure you, though
[01:50.224]I've done the best I can
[01:51.530]There comes the odd occasion, sir
[01:52.836]When facing up to destiny
[01:54.064]We'd do as well as well remembering
[01:55.135]A man is but a man
[01:56.624]You have my firm assurances
[01:57.956]That come the grand denouement, sir
[01:59.314]Events will all resolve themselves
[02:00.620]In spite of come what may
[02:01.874]I only can apologize
[02:03.206]For any inconvenience
[02:04.513]Injurious to your dignity
[02:05.793]That happens on the way
[02:07.177]I simply wish to emphasize
[02:08.457]I have your interests uppermost
[02:09.633]And that, sir, in conclusion, sir
[02:10.886]Is all I have to say!