[00:00.000] 作曲 : Kyle Harvey/Allan Grigg/Robert Shea Taylor
[00:03.55]Oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah
[00:11.87]When you're dancing with someone and you think it's lit
[00:14.94]But when the lights turn on and they look like piss
[00:17.75]That's some real ****
[00:24.24]When you're too ****ed up and you're at the club
[00:27.36]But then your friend rolls through with another damn shot
[00:30.48]That's some real ****
[00:36.73]Sometimes, oh some real ****
[00:42.45]Life's a real bitch, mhm
[00:48.66]But I'm okay, I'm still happy
[00:54.46]I won't quit
[00:58.79]That's some real ****
[01:01.68]When he says he'll call back so you made no plans
[01:04.50]But now it's 3 AM 'cause he never called back
[01:07.63]That's some real ****
[01:13.67]When you say you're too grown for that drama mess
[01:17.16]But when it really comes down you're still into it
[01:20.07]That's some real ****
[01:25.72]Oh, most times, on some real ****
[01:32.11]Life's a real ****, oh yeah
[01:38.68]But I'm okay, I'm still happy
[01:44.48]I won't quit
[01:47.77]'Cause that's that real ****
[01:51.05]Oh, when you think you're the **** and act like the ****
[01:54.14]But when it comes to ****, you know you really ain't ****
[01:57.27]That's that real ****, that's that real ****, that's that real ****
[02:02.26]I know, I know, I know, I know, I said
[02:03.91]When you think you're the **** and act like the ****
[02:06.53]But when it comes to ****, you know you really ain't ****
[02:09.61]That's that real ****, that's that real ****, that's that real ****
[02:14.65]I gotta, uh ****
[02:15.63]This that real ****
[02:16.51]So you know when you're out with your chick
[02:18.14]And you gotta spend a grip
[02:19.42]Because her mind is set on steak and shrimp
[02:20.79]But your bank accounts on chicken strips
[02:22.69]And she don't give a ****?
[02:24.15]Then you gotta buy her movie tix
[02:25.77]And you try to lean in for a kiss
[02:27.47]And she says 'I'm not in the mood'
[02:29.21]And then you say 'hmm'
[02:32.14]And she says 'what?'
[02:33.38]You know what... nothing, ****
[02:34.81]And the movies weak so you go to sleep
[02:36.18]And then you start to have this dream
[02:37.60]That your forgot to lock your screen
[02:38.94]And now she's going through your texts
[02:40.64]So you wake up like Mr Krabs
[02:42.19]And she's all like 'Who's Stephanie?'
[02:43.88]Um, you mean my cousin? Geez yeah, since 1993
[02:46.19]You don't work for TMZ
[02:48.45]There's nothing here behind the scene
[02:49.90]You're not homies with Scoobie Doo
[02:51.42]This is not a mystery
[02:53.51]You can check my history
[02:54.98]I've only been to Pornhub once
[02:56.56]And went to church the morning of
[02:58.35]Yes, I know, I sorta suck but I've never been more in love
[03:01.22]I just wanna get more in touch
[03:02.91]Then she gets a call from Gabby
[03:04.90]Her attitude was extra crappy
[03:06.38]Now it's hella happy
[03:07.86]And you just sitting there like damn what the **** just happened?
[03:10.91]So you call up NASA
[03:12.46]And even they don't got the answers
[03:15.01]That's that real ****
[03:16.19]Oh, when you think you're the **** and act like the ****
[03:18.55]But when it comes to ****, you know you really ain't ****
[03:21.50]That's that real ****, that's that real ****, that's that real ****
[03:26.28]I know, I know, I know, I know, I said
[03:28.12]When you think you're the **** and act like the ****
[03:31.02]But when it comes to ****, you know you really ain't ****
[03:34.03]That's that real ****, that's that real ****, that's that real ****
[03:38.49]That's that real ****
[03:41.81]Yeah
[03:43.18]That's that real ****, oh yeah
[03:49.84]Mmm
[03:51.56]Real **** you know?