[00:00.000] 作词 : wicked
[00:00.003] 作曲 : wicked
[00:00.06]Glinda-巫医子 Elphaba-徒有琴
[00:02.06]Whenever I see someone less fortunate than I
[00:08.56]And let's face it who isn't less fortunate than I
[00:14.68]My tender heart tends to start to bleed
[00:19.91]And when someone needs a makeover
[00:23.28]I simply have to take over
[00:26.07]I know I know exactly what they need
[00:33.09]And even in your case
[00:36.62]Though it's the toughest case I've yet to face
[00:41.61]Don't worry I'm determined to succeed
[00:47.59]Follow my lead
[00:51.25]And yes indeed you will be
[00:58.59]Popular you're gonna be popular
[01:03.08]I'll teach you the proper ploys
[01:04.99]When you talk to boys
[01:06.05]Little ways to flirt and flounce
[01:08.24]I'll show you what shoes to wear
[01:10.08]How to fix your hair
[01:11.60]Everthing that really counts to be
[01:14.34]Popular I'll help you be popular
[01:18.34]You'll hang with the right cohorts
[01:20.50]You'll be good at sports
[01:21.88]Know the slang you've got to know
[01:24.19]So let's start
[01:25.24]You've got an awfully long way to go
[01:30.24]Don't be offended by my frank analysis
[01:32.65]Think of it as personality dialysis
[01:35.24]Now that I've chosen to become a
[01:37.00]Palasister and advisor
[01:38.92]There's nobody wiser
[01:40.32]Not when it comes to
[01:41.90]Popular I know about popular
[01:46.07]And with an assist from me
[01:48.09]To be who you'll be
[01:49.56]Instead of dreary who you were uh are
[01:52.15]There's nothing that can stop you
[01:53.45]From becoming popular lar
[01:57.80]La la la la
[02:02.99]We're gonna make you popular
[02:07.95]When I see depressing creatures
[02:10.57]With unprepossessing features
[02:12.84]I remind them on their own behalf
[02:16.37]To think of
[02:18.48]Celebrated heads of state
[02:20.86]Or specially great communicators
[02:24.07]Did they have brains or knowledge
[02:26.27]Don't make me laugh
[02:28.36]They were Popular
[02:30.08]Please it's all about popular
[02:33.24]It's not about aptitude
[02:35.20]It's the way you're viewed
[02:36.58]So it's very shrewd to be
[02:39.50]Very very popular like me
[02:43.44]
[02:47.97]And though you protest
[02:51.55]Your disinterest
[02:55.54]I know clandestinly
[03:02.27]You're gonna grin and bear it
[03:04.81]You're new found popularity
[03:08.75]La la la la
[03:12.88]You'll be popular
[03:14.44]Just not quite as popular as me
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