[00:00.000] 作词 : 关汉卿
[00:01.000] 作曲 : 你最棒乐团
[00:16.69] 我是个
[00:17.47] 蒸不烂
[00:18.41] 煮不熟
[00:19.41] 捶不匾
[00:20.39] 炒不爆
[00:21.28] 响璫璫
[00:22.02] 一粒铜豌豆
[00:24.81] 恁子弟
[00:25.83] 每谁教你钻入他
[00:27.43] 锄不断
[00:27.92] 斫不下
[00:28.46] 解不开
[00:28.99] 顿不脱
[00:29.52] 慢腾腾
[00:30.86] 千层锦套头
[00:32.97] 我玩的是梁园月
[00:35.03] 饮的是东京酒
[00:37.05] 赏的是洛阳花
[00:39.06] 攀的是章台柳
[00:41.19] 我也会围棋
[00:42.70] 会蹴踘
[00:43.76] 会打围
[00:44.79] 会插科
[00:45.87] 会歌舞
[00:46.35] 会吹弹
[00:46.86] 会咽作
[00:47.36] 会吟诗
[00:47.92] 会双陆
[00:53.47] 你便是
[00:54.26] 落了我牙
[00:55.97] 歪了我嘴
[00:58.12] 瘸了我腿
[01:00.15] 折了我手
[01:02.16] 天赐与我这几般儿歹症候
[01:08.23] 尚兀自不肯休
[01:10.89] 则除是
[01:12.58] 阎王亲自唤
[01:15.08] 神鬼自来勾
[01:19.27] 三魂归地府
[01:22.75] 七魄丧冥幽
[01:27.00] 天哪
[01:28.98] 那其间才不向烟花路儿上走
[01:46.99] 我是个
[01:47.79] 蒸不烂
[01:48.63] 煮不熟
[01:49.61] 捶不匾
[01:50.62] 炒不爆
[01:51.29] 响璫璫
[01:52.30] 一粒铜豌豆
[01:55.13] 恁子弟
[01:55.91] 每谁教你钻入他
[01:57.56] 锄不断
[01:58.12] 斫不下
[01:58.70] 解不开
[01:59.27] 顿不脱
[01:59.75] 慢腾腾
[02:00.83] 千层锦套头
[02:03.28] 我玩的是梁园月
[02:05.32] 饮的是东京酒
[02:07.35] 赏的是洛阳花
[02:09.50] 攀的是章台柳
[02:11.67] 我也会围棋
[02:13.05] 会蹴踘
[02:14.19] 会插科
[02:15.42] 会打围
[02:16.34] 会歌舞
[02:16.91] 会吹弹
[02:17.38] 会咽作
[02:17.86] 会吟诗
[02:18.51] 会双陆
[02:23.72] 你便是
[02:24.57] 落了我牙
[02:26.52] 歪了我嘴
[02:28.54] 瘸了我腿
[02:30.55] 折了我手
[02:32.68] 天赐与我这几般儿歹症候
[02:38.66] 尚兀自不肯休
[02:41.34] 则除是
[02:42.95] 阎王亲自唤
[02:45.46] 神鬼自来勾
[02:49.49] 三魂归地府
[02:53.20] 七魄丧冥幽
[02:57.37] 天哪
[02:58.66] 那其间才不向烟花路儿上走