[00:00.000] 作曲 : Louis Innis/Wynonie Harris
[00:02.000]Order in the court! Order in the court!
[00:04.000]You banshees have been brought here for drinkin'
[00:07.000]When do we start?!!
[00:10.500]There'll be no shennanigans in my courtroom.
[00:19.000]The other night I took a ride with little old Lucy Brown,
[00:23.100]We went to all the honky tonks, we really got around.
[00:27.990]She's five foot two with eyes of blue and pretty as a queen,
[00:33.000]I didn't know her pop was a city cop, and she was just fifteen!
[00:38.490]Good morning Judge, why do you look so mean?
[00:43.000]Sorry Mr. Judge, what can the charges be?
[00:49.800]If there's been trouble I will plead not guilty.
[00:54.900]It must be someone else, you know it can't be me.
[01:07.990]My wife and I were separated just the other day,
[01:13.000]the last thing that she said to me was brother you will pay.
[01:18.000]I better pay her every week, I better never fail,
[01:22.000]I said before I give you a dime, I'll die right here in jail!
[01:27.100]Good morning Judge, why do you look so mean?
[01:33.490]Sorry Mr. Judge, what can the charges be?
[01:38.910]If there's been trouble I will plead not guilty.
[01:43.000]It must be someone else, you know it can't be me.
[01:53.000]Burn that courthouse down! yes!
[01:55.000]yeah!
[02:25.000]I filed my income tax return, I thought I'd save some dough.
[02:29.900]I cheated just a little bit, I knew they'd never know.
[02:33.490]I got some money back this year, like I always do,
[02:39.000]you'll have to catch me before I pay, Infernal Revenue!
[02:44.000]Good morning judge, why do you look so mean?
[02:48.990]Sorry Mr. Judge, what can the charges be?
[02:55.000]If there's been trouble I will plead not guilty.
[02:59.800]It must be someone else, you know it can't be me.
[03:15.000]Im going to make an example out of you banshees that this courtroom will never forget,
[03:18.000]two hundred and eleven years for you!
[03:22.000]Ouch!
[03:22.990]Contempt of court? Another thirty six years, seven hundred and fifteen years for you!
[03:27.490]OOOwww!
[03:28.000]Case closed