Free Parking
 作词 : Humans Etcetera
 作曲 : Humans Etcetera
I built a Baltic hotel
and not a ghost would ring the bell.
I had to forfeit all my property,
went bankrupt in Monopoly.
Woe.
I have to pave the railroad
Woe.
Just to pass the time.
Pass it by while I...
While I pave the railroad.
Woe.
Just passing go.
There's a hole in my shoe,
and my top-hat's been through
the ringer more than twelve times.
It's caked in filth and grime.
I have to pave the railroad
Woe.
Just to pass the time.
Pass it by while I...
While I pave the railroad.
Woe.
Just passing go.
"Another case of Monopoly-related violence, Chief."
"Tisk tisk tisk... How do those Parker Brothers sleep at night?"