[00:09.21]All those quotes you never said
[00:12.88]For some of which you could have sued
[00:17.49]Oh, the hateful mail you've read
[00:21.47]Defending things you've not reviewed
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[00:27.82]All for a punchier headline
[00:35.25]Even when the article was thine
[00:44.05]Dramatic quotes so rarely true
[00:52.35]Has this been happening to you
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[01:00.85]All those quotes you never said
[01:04.67]More famous than you'll ever be
[01:09.25]All those prices on your head
[01:13.11]For nothing much to do with thee
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[01:18.80]Some make fun of your speech defects
[01:26.94]Some make fun of your *******uality
[01:38.71]Some of your height
[01:45.14]Whatever, please just quote you right
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[01:53.25]All those quotes you never said
[01:56.95]Will drown out anything you say
[02:01.64]All those trolls who want you dead
[02:05.30]Will dance 'round your auto da fe