[00:07.79]Me and Fred and Dave and Ted
[00:11.40]And the dog and the cat and the bugs
[00:15.11]All in two rooms with one bed
[00:18.51]So we slept on the towels and rugs
[00:21.87]But ah! We were young and vaguely in love
[00:25.68]And who needed money or drugs?
[00:28.95]Not me and Fred and Dave and Ted
[00:32.86]And the dog and the cat and the bugs
[00:35.58]
[00:40.70]Fred was only twenty-two
[00:44.47]So everything he said was true
[00:48.69]Sweet as a clumsy puppy dog
[00:52.81]But expletive! Could that boy snog
[00:57.24]
[00:57.68]Me and Fred and Dave and Ted
[01:00.70]And the dog and the cat and the bugs
[01:04.52]All in two rooms with one bed
[01:07.77]So we slept on the towels and rugs
[01:11.09]But ah! We were young and vaguely in love
[01:15.09]And who needed money or drugs?
[01:18.64]Not me and Fred and Dave and Ted
[01:22.35]And the dog and the cat and the bugs
[01:25.34]
[01:29.66]Dave offered me the presidency
[01:33.76]Of the Log Cabin of New Jersey
[01:38.01]I'm not sure who he thought I was
[01:41.99]But I smiled and nodded because
[01:45.58]
[01:46.65]Me and Fred and Dave and Ted
[01:50.08]And the dog and the cat and the bugs
[01:53.83]All in two rooms with one bed
[01:57.03]So we slept on the towels and rugs
[02:00.70]But ah! We were young and vaguely in love
[02:04.91]And who needed money or drugs?
[02:07.70]Not me and Fred and Dave and Ted
[02:11.70]And the dog and the cat and the bugs
[02:14.54]
[02:20.80]Ted the All-American male
[02:23.40]Had recently got out of jail
[02:27.36]For asking money of someone
[02:31.28]A John while flourishing a gun
[02:35.34]
[02:35.75]Me and Fred and Dave and Ted
[02:39.47]And the dog and the cat and the bugs
[02:43.38]All in two rooms with one bed
[02:46.37]So we slept on the towels and rugs
[02:50.23]But ah! We were young and vaguely in love
[02:53.79]And who needed money or drugs?
[02:57.53]Not me and Fred and Dave and Ted
[03:00.93]And the dog and the cat and the bugs