[00:00.000] 作词 : Billy Choi
[00:01.000] 作曲 : Billy Choi
[00:11.26]唔驚藤條炆豬肉(我嚇大)
[00:14.19]頭條要我書咁讀(唔戒奶)
[00:17.12]琴棋書畫要練熟(好詼諧)
[00:19.96]求其思考變木讀(學壞埋)
[00:23.27]機唔俾我打覺又唔俾我瞓
[00:25.77]搞到我日日俾人打 又日日俾人罰
[00:28.92]機唔俾我打覺又唔俾我瞓
[00:31.66]搞到我日日俾人打 又日日俾人罰
[00:34.79]有個fd打黎 我呀爸迫我cut線
[00:37.74]叫我快啲打機 我呀媽即刻黑面
[00:40.63]我真係掛住佢地 搞到我冇曬面皮
[00:43.43]乜都買齊萬事俱備屋企人冇面俾
[00:46.40]轉個頭呀爸終於返工
[00:48.89]呀媽話呢個星期佢都要返返山東
[00:51.95]呢個屋企終於變返我既山lon
[00:54.66]打機打到好似齊天大聖孫悟空
[00:58.04]係屋企講粗口真係好爽
[01:00.91]啲野可以亂咁放 得閒入下廚房
[01:03.75]沖完涼唔洗著衫係屋企全裸
[01:06.62]再拎部手機自拍放係電腦存檔
[01:09.58]以後可以自己一個住就真係完美
[01:12.47]唔洗返工 唔洗返學 但屋企乜都完備
[01:15.26]睇下全美一叮 諗下工課做完未
[01:18.07]過左十年我既生活依然留係原地
[01:21.19]唔驚藤條炆豬肉(我嚇大)
[01:23.63]頭條要我書咁讀(唔戒奶)
[01:26.50]琴棋書畫要練熟(好詼諧)
[01:29.38]求其思考變木讀(學壞埋)
[01:32.67]機唔俾我打覺又唔肯俾瞓
[01:35.24]搞到我日日俾人打 又日日俾人罰
[01:38.48]機唔俾我打覺又唔俾我瞓
[01:41.07]搞到我日日俾人打 又日日俾人罰
[01:44.15]搭正7點我呀爸突然返黎
[01:47.19]真係好險 但好彩我熄得切機
[01:50.13]應承左佢地 呢場輸左就切J
[01:53.02]走左場 預咗返學俾人講我是非
[01:55.98]媽咪打黎同我講我聽日要補習
[01:58.58]仲要係星期六既7點 仲早過倒塔
[02:01.68]如果返唔到去補習就要罰我倒立
[02:04.53]仲話今晚記得倒垃圾同埋剪指甲
[02:07.61]唉我咁樣既生活 真係有啲灰
[02:10.10]打機太廢返到學校 成日俾人杯
[02:12.98]老師問我係咪博鬧 佢教唔掂我就博炒
[02:16.17]我淨係想瞓下晏覺 又唔係要睇龍虎豹
[02:19.04]唔知自己做錯啲乜 我做乜都有資質
[02:21.78]我最憎拎起枝筆 講夢想又話我知乜
[02:24.83]俾人話我不知所謂又拎藤條打我個胃
[02:27.89]我話我後生可畏可唔可以俾我做返細佬仔
[02:30.87]唔驚藤條炆豬肉(我嚇大)
[02:33.27]頭條要我書咁讀(唔戒奶)
[02:36.16]琴棋書畫要練熟(好詼諧)
[02:38.88]求其思考變木讀(學壞埋)
[02:42.50]機唔俾我打覺又唔俾我瞓
[02:44.97]搞到我日日俾人打 又日日俾人罰
[02:47.98]機唔俾我打覺又唔俾我瞓
[02:50.55]搞到我日日俾人打 又日日俾人罰