[00:00.000] 作词 : 无 [00:00.549] 作曲 : 无 [00:01.98]Cell Block Tango [00:04.64]电影《芝加哥》插曲 [00:07.26] [00:11.81][LIZ]Pop! [00:13.63][ANNIE]Six! [00:15.67][JUNE]Squish! [00:17.62][HUNYAK]Uh Uh [00:19.60][VELMA]Cicero [00:21.64][MONA]Lipschitz! [00:27.64][LIZ]Pop! [00:29.61][ANNIE]Six! [00:31.62][JUNE]Squish! [00:33.68][HUNYAK]Uh Uh [00:35.65][VELMA]Cicero [00:37.59][MONA]Lipschitz! [00:43.58][LIZ]Pop! [00:45.54][ANNIE]Six! [00:47.52][JUNE]Squish! [00:49.56][HUNYAK]Uh Uh [00:51.50][VELMA]Cicero [00:53.47][MONA]Lipschitz! [01:07.68][01:04.41][00:55.65]Pop! Six! Squish! Uh Uh! Cicero! Lipschitz! [01:11.85]He had it coming [01:13.75]He had it coming [01:15.74]He only had himself to blame [01:19.60]If you'd have been there [01:21.40]If you'd have seen it [01:23.33][VELMA]I betcha you would have done the same! [01:30.23][01:26.29][LIZ]Pop! [01:30.74][01:26.74][ANNIE]Six! [01:31.09][01:27.25][JUNE]Squish! [01:31.57][01:27.90][HUNYAK]Uh Uh [01:32.05][01:28.37][VELMA]Cicero [01:32.56][01:29.26][MONA]Lipschitz! [01:33.70][LIZ ]You know how people have these little habits [01:37.11]That get you down. Like Bernie. [01:40.47]Bernie like to chew gum. [01:42.40]No, not chew. POP. [01:45.77]So I came home this one day [01:47.08]And I am really irritated, and I'm looking for a bit of sympathy [01:50.67]and there's Bernie layin' on the couch drinkin' a beer and chewin'. [01:55.13]No, not chewin'. [01:57.24]Poppin'. [01:58.23]So, I said to him, [01:59.03]I said, "you pop that gum one more time..." [02:04.67]…and he did. [02:05.73]So I took the shotgun off the wall and I fired two warning shots... [02:11.50]...into his head. [02:15.21]He had it coming [02:17.03]He had it coming [02:18.90]He only had himself to blame [02:22.57]If you'd have been there [02:24.33]If you'd have heard it [02:26.30]I betcha you would have done the same! [02:36.56][ANNIE (Spoken)]I met Ezekiel Young from Salt Lake city about two years ago [02:40.73]and he told me he was single [02:42.68]and we hit it off right away. [02:44.63]So, we started living together. [02:46.41]He'd go to work, he'd come home, [02:48.12]I'd fix him a drink, We'd have dinner. [02:51.36]And then I found out, [02:53.80]"Single" he told me? [02:55.77]Single, my ass. [02:57.60]Not only was he married [02:59.36]...oh, no, he had six wives. [03:02.20]One of those Mormons, you know. [03:04.99]So that night, when he came home from work, [03:07.05]I fixed him his drink as usual. [03:11.96]You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic. [03:16.08][LIZ,ANNIE,JUNE,MONA]Hah! He had it coming [03:17.75]He had it coming [03:19.62]He took a flower [03:21.32]In its prime [03:23.29]And then he used it [03:25.20]And he abused it [03:27.18]It was a murder [03:28.37]But not a crime! [03:32.03][JUNE (Spoken)]Now, I'm standing in the kitchen [03:33.59]carvin' up the chicken for dinner, [03:35.50]minding my own business, [03:37.43]and in storms my husband Wilbur in a jealous rage. [03:40.76]"You been screwin' the milkman,"he says. [03:42.74]He was crazy and he kept screamin', [03:45.25]"you been screwin the milkman." [03:47.52]And then he ran into my knife. [03:49.54]He ran into my knife ten times.." [03:54.70]If you'd have been there [03:56.53]If you'd have seen it [03:58.32]I betcha you would have done the same! [04:01.98][HUNYAK (Spoken)]Mit keresek, én itt? [04:03.93]Azt mondják,hogy a híres lakem lefogta a férjemet [04:07.24]én meg lecsaptam a fejét. [04:09.42]De nem igaz, én ártatlan vagyok. [04:12.81]Nem tudom [04:14.80]miért mondja Uncle Sam, hogy én tettem. [04:17.40]Probáltam [04:19.04]a rendõrségen megmagyarázni [04:21.25]de nem értették meg... [04:23.34][JUNE (Spoken)]Yeah, but did you do it? [04:25.43][HUNYAK]UH UH, not guilty! [04:33.04][VELMA]My sister, Veronica and I had this double act [04:35.81]and my husband, Charlie,traveled around with us. [04:38.67]Now, for the last number in our act, we did 20 acrobatic tricks in a row [04:42.86]one two three four,five...splits, spread eagles, [04:46.27]back flips,flip flops,one right after the other. [04:49.62]Well, this one night we were in the hotel Cicero, [04:53.41]the three of us, boozin' and havin' a few laughs [04:57.62]when we run out of ice. [04:58.92]So I went out to get some. [05:01.11]I come back, open the door [05:04.65]and there's Veronica and Charlie [05:07.32]doing Number Seventeen [05:09.70]-- the spread eagle. [05:11.84]Well, I was in such a state of shock, [05:14.22]I completely blacked out.I can't remember a thing. [05:17.36]It wasn't until later, [05:19.05]when I was washing the blood off my hands [05:21.29]I even knew they were dead. [05:23.97]They had it coming [05:25.24]They had it coming [05:27.13]They had it coming all along [05:30.73]I didn't do it / she didn't do it [05:32.60]But if I'd done it / But if she'd done it [05:34.44]How could you tell me that I was wrong? [05:39.99]They had it coming / They had it coming [05:41.73]They had it coming / They had it coming [05:43.69]They had it coming all along / They took a flower In its prime [05:47.32]I didn't do it / And then they used it [05:49.19]But if I'd done it [05:51.09]How could you tell me that I was wrong? [05:55.88][MONA]I loved Alvin Lipschitz more than I can possibly say. [05:58.89]He was a real artistic guy... [06:00.77]sensitive... a painter. [06:03.30]But He was always trying to find himself. [06:05.62]He'd go out every night looking for himself [06:07.31]and on the way [06:08.81]he found Ruth,Gladys, Rosemary and Irving. [06:14.71]I guess you can say we broke up because of artistic differences. [06:17.93]He saw himself as alive [06:19.62]and I saw him dead. [06:22.35]The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum [06:25.97]The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum [06:29.61]They had it coming [06:30.52]They had it coming [06:33.22]They had it coming all along [06:36.78]'Cause if they used us [06:38.62]And they abused us [06:40.49]How could you tell us That we were wrong? [06:44.11]He had it coming [06:45.90]He had it coming [06:47.73]He only had himself to blame. [06:51.35]If you'd have been there [06:53.18]If you'd have seen it [06:54.97]I betcha You would have done the same! [06:58.33][LIZ (Spoken)]You pop that gum one more time! [06:59.52][ANNIE (spoken)]Single my ass. [07:00.56][JUNE (Spoken)]Ten times! [07:01.57][HUNYAK (Spoken)]Miert csukott Uncle Same bortonbe. [07:02.67][VELMA (Spoken)]Number seventeen-the spread eagle. [07:03.65][MONA (Spoken)]Artistic differences. [07:05.13][LIZ]Pop! [07:07.02][ANNIE]Six! [07:08.97][JUNE]Squish! [07:10.96][HUNYAK]Uh Uh [07:12.91][VELMA]Cicero [07:14.85][MONA]Lipschitz!