[00:12.80] You see me everywhere in my underwear
[00:19.26] You may wonder what
[00:21.94] I'm here to sell
[00:25.55] But underneath my stare
[00:28.90] I'm so naked there
[00:32.02] There are secrets
[00:34.11] I'm dying to tell
[00:39.90] It's hard to be me
[00:42.38] Nobody knows what it's like to be
[00:46.26] The envy of mediocrity
[00:52.70] If you could see
[00:55.22] All my depth and complexity
[00:59.08] I'd think you'd agree
[01:00.60] It's hard to be me, it's hard to be me
[01:10.68] I am up here alone, on my glamorous throne
[01:16.73] Want to thank all you people down there
[01:23.03] I was once an unknown
[01:26.95] Like you but I've grown
[01:29.84] I have so much
[01:31.36] I'm hoping to share
[01:37.36] It's hard to be me
[01:39.83] Nobody knows what it's like to be
[01:43.67] The envy of mediocrity
[01:50.30] If you could see
[01:52.67] All my depth and complexity
[01:56.47] I'd think you'd agree
[01:58.05] It's hard to be me
[02:01.50] I guess you think that it's hard for you
[02:05.48] Walking 'round in your little shoes
[02:08.58] You don't know how
[02:10.12] I've sacrificed
[02:11.61] To live this life, to look so nice
[02:28.49] It's hard to be me
[02:30.92] Nobody knows what it's like to be
[02:34.77] The envy of mediocrity
[02:41.26] If you could see
[02:43.62] All my depth and complexity
[02:47.67] I'd think you'd agree
[02:49.16] It's hard to be me
[02:52.51] It's hard to be me
[02:55.71] It's hard to be me
[02:59.73] Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me...