[00:00.000] 作曲 : Eric Kwok
[00:00.16]词：林海峰
[00:00.33]曲：Eric Kwok
[00:00.50]坐 什么什么 万大事都会搞妥
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[00:13.91]坐 地都震过 日子亦需好好过
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[00:27.48]你 就放心依靠我
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[00:33.15]其实我讲真都有怯懦
[00:36.44]还是要假装英勇的一个
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[00:43.69]我不懂怎去挡战祸
[00:47.03]我只懂医你的肚饿
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[00:50.33]我只懂担凳随时让你要坐俾你坐
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[00:56.91]我只懂给按摩赞助
[01:00.35]难关几多个怎么过
[01:03.63]无需讲多 结果怎么 你听清楚
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[01:10.58]万大事有我
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[01:23.97]我 做到什么 扮道具俾你揽我
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[01:37.17]坐 义工有个 夜晚要倾偈揾我
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[01:50.60]我 办法得一两个
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[01:56.32]床上有水晶灯放两座
[01:59.70]神乱拜帮不到你都不错
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[02:06.94]我不懂怎去挡战祸
[02:10.38]我只懂医你的肚饿
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[02:13.64]我只懂担凳随时让你要坐俾你坐
[02:20.33]我只懂给按摩赞助
[02:23.62]如果这方法都不妥
[02:26.89]无需讲多 结果怎么 你听清楚
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[02:33.87]万大事有我
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[02:39.90]全场做后备会有我
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[02:43.24]难题十万样请交给我
[02:46.70]天 闯了祸 天 怎协助
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[02:52.90]人人传核电站会爆破
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[02:56.28]明日到火星里逃难我还是会讲揾我
[03:08.76]我不懂怎去挡战祸
[03:12.06]我只懂医你的肚饿
[03:15.28]我只懂担凳随时让你要坐俾你坐
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[03:21.94]我不懂急救真折堕
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[03:25.32]明知刀枪我挡不过
[03:28.65]换灯胆座 柜桶开锁 只蚊捉咗
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[03:35.52]万大事有我