FRIED RICE Fried rice, fri-fri-fried rice ***** You wanna play your cards with God and roll the dice ***** ******* out the weak with agriculture educational Got me eating seeds and I ain't talking bout f******o I'm crazy yo, got that technique stir fry chopstick asian flow I ain't about the oven or the microwave grills But i know a little bit about the culinary skills Required If you wanna roll with the frying pan Gotta fry with the heart of a c***a m*n Anybody got another method in the pantry can suck my **** This s*it tastes like v****a man Now I ain't no Gordon Ramsay But I make the best damn rice you pansies A ***** like me came from japan see Coin slot eyes gonna drop the panties So if you want a piece of this get in line you piece of s*it They just keep coming back for more you'd think Jehovah's witnesses They call me the grain man Ancient ritual praying can Help cook rice on a spiritual level for those willing and able to be the king of the table Huh Have some of my grain and i ain't talking about the f*****g headaches You get on the morning after fridays I throw this rice like bridesmaids STIR, FRY X 8 CHIN CHIN X 8