[00:01.44]What's up y'all? This is Conner4Real
[00:03.61]You know I've been all around the world, right?
[00:05.49]But tonight I'm on my dumb *****t
[00:08.23]I'm headed to Paris at a quarter to noon
[00:11.63]So excited to see her, I went straight to the Louvre
[00:14.96]I heard she's exquisite, so I bought my ticket
[00:18.53]Pushed my way to the front of the crowd
[00:20.29]And I couldn't believe what I saw
[00:23.55]Mona Lisa, you're an overrated piece of *****t
[00:29.05]With your terrible style and your dead shark eyes
[00:32.62]And your smirk like you're hiding a ****
[00:35.39]What the **** is this garbage?
[00:38.05]Mona Lisa, the original basic *****
[00:43.50]Traveled thousands of miles to see your beautiful smile
[00:47.35]Talk about a bait and switch, you ugly
[00:51.79]I'm headed to Cairo to see the pyramids
[00:55.27]But what did I find there? A dirty pile of bricks
[00:58.76]There was trash all over and a very foul odor
[01:01.93]The smell was out of a camel's ass
[01:03.86]But even that wasn't as bad as
[01:07.23]Mona Lisa, you're worse than the pyramids
[01:12.66]Can someone explain why the whole wide world
[01:16.25]Is obsessed with a Garbage Pail Kid
[01:19.02]Looks like a Garbage Pail Kid
[01:21.78]And DaVinci must have sucked an art historian's ****
[01:27.12]To get this girl who looked like uncooked bread
[01:30.95]At the top of the all-time list of paintings
[01:35.08]Mona Lisa, I got to know
[01:43.92]Where the **** are your eyebrows, I really wanna know
[01:49.11]You could land a helicopter on that big potato forehead
[01:53.13]Get this chick some Rogaine
[01:54.82]You a bloated porpse, girl
[01:56.83]I'm an American man, this is my native land
[02:04.64]Where no one lies about paintings
[02:08.76]But that's not the case in France
[02:11.83]Where the naked ladies dance and they look like Dennis Franz
[02:19.12]You're so mangy, Mona
[02:22.11]Hair part wider than a country road
[02:25.39]Unless you count cats, she died alone-a
[02:29.22]The Mona Lisa sucks, la da da da da