[00:00.30]"Dub the mic on the piano quite low,
[00:02.88]this just keeping it like Maracas,
[00:05.04]
[00:05.24]you know, you know those old pianos"
[00:07.41]
[00:17.83]"Ok, we're on"
[00:18.51]
[00:26.82]Sugar plum fairy, sugar plum fairy
[00:29.36]
[00:42.69]I read the news today oh boy
[00:49.02]About a lucky man who made the grade
[00:54.47]
[00:55.43]And though the news was rather sad
[01:01.87]Well I just had to laugh
[01:08.29]I saw the photograph
[01:11.70]
[01:14.52]He blew his mind out in a car
[01:19.17]
[01:21.14]He didn't notice that the lights had changed
[01:27.55]A crowd of people stood and stared
[01:32.86]
[01:33.96]They'd seen his face before
[01:36.93]Nobody was really sure if he was from the House of Lords.
[01:44.02]I saw a film today oh boy
[01:50.13]The English Army had just won the war
[01:54.91]
[01:56.72]A crowd of people turned away
[02:02.79]But I just had to look
[02:06.41]Having read the book,
[02:11.70]I'd love to turn you on.
[02:18.37]
[02:54.06]Woke up, fell out of bed,
[02:56.60]Dragged a comb across my head
[03:00.62]
[03:01.26]Found my way downstairs and drank a cup,
[03:04.02]And looking up I noticed I was late.
[03:08.04]Found my coat and grabbed my hat
[03:11.29]Made the bus in seconds flat
[03:15.84]Found my way upstairs and had a smoke,
[03:18.86]and Somebody spoke and I went into a dream
[03:21.96]（Ah~~~~~)
[03:49.65]
[03:51.64]I read the news today oh boy
[03:57.67]Four thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire
[04:03.75]And though the holes were rather small
[04:09.86]They had to count them all
[04:12.52]Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall.
[04:17.45]
[04:18.42]I'd love to turn you on.
[04:24.81]