[00:32.88]I tried getting past the bouncer, but I couldn't get through
[00:35.75]He said 'Hold it there mate, well this isn't you'
[00:38.73]'It's not a fake ID, it's just not mine'
[00:41.14]'Well, I'm taking this off you son - identity theft, that's a crime'
[00:44.36]So I'm standing on the street, got no one else to meet
[00:47.04]I'm bored and I'm alone so I start to walk home
[00:50.05]Regrettable decision and slightly blurred vision
[00:52.82]Turned down this alley and this young man grabbed me
[00:55.20]He said "Hand over the money, this ain't funny
[00:57.75]What's this, are you taking the piss?
[01:00.34]Where's your iPhone 6? I ain't stealing this ****
[01:04.27]Come here, b*tch"
[01:05.58]He said "Hand over the money, this ain't funny
[01:08.64]What's this, are you taking the piss?
[01:10.82]Where's your iPhone 6? I ain't stealing this ****
[01:15.11]Come here, b*tch"
[01:16.67]I start to reflect and think, my heart does sink
[01:19.59]My eyes too swollen to blink, I need another drink
[01:22.81]That now I can't afford
[01:24.37]Because they just ran away with last week's pay
[01:27.15]Today it weren't a good day, barking from the dogs
[01:30.01]Now I'm thinking I just got robbed
[01:32.47]How unfair, I don't care, it's a rare situation
[01:35.50]This nation owes me a bit of compensation
[01:38.32]He said "Hand over the money, this ain't funny
[01:40.99]What's this, are you taking the piss?
[01:43.64]Where's your iPhone 6? I ain't stealing this ****
[01:47.34]Come here, b*tch"
[01:48.57]He said "Hand over the money, this ain't funny
[01:51.90]What's this, are you taking the piss?
[01:54.14]Where's your iPhone 6? I ain't stealing this ****
[01:58.23]Come here, b*tch"
[01:59.73]Living out of JD bags, smoking broken fags
[02:03.37]Badman slags, first time shags, tags on the wall
[02:06.32]Tryna act cool, remember when I got kicked out of the classroom at school
[02:10.65]Hated GCSEs, was **** at PE
[02:13.89]Us against them, just you and me
[02:17.23]Now they've got pig fat injected to their six pack
[02:18.52]What's up with that? They look a right twat
[02:32.37]He said "Hand over the money, this ain't funny
[02:35.03]What's this, are you taking the piss?
[02:37.24]Where's your iPhone 6? I ain't stealing this ****
[02:41.44]Come here, b*tch"
[02:43.05]He said "Hand over the money, this ain't funny
[02:46.07]What's this, are you taking the piss?
[02:48.11]Where's your iPhone 6? I ain't stealing this ****
[02:52.25]Come here, b*tch"