[00:00:000]SCENE 9：INTERIOR. CELL
[00:01.000]BAGGOTT: Shazam! So this is where you've got to. We've all been missing you, Miss McCoy.
[00:07:000]EMILY:Mr Baggott!
[00:08:000]BAGGOTT:How do you like the cape?
[00:08.700]EMILY:You look silly.
[00:12:000] BAGGOTT: Yes, I'm not convinced. I can't fly. I can flounce a little.
[00:13.700]But I've decided the Superman idea is unsustainable for anyone who's relatively sane.
[00:18.700]I feel my niche is somewhere between
[00:21:000]Kantian ‘do as you would have everybody do’.
[00:24.000]and Hobbesian ‘do unto others before they do unto you’.
[00:26.800]EMILY: I don't care about you.
[00:27.900]What have they done with my friend?
[00:30.000] BAGGOTT: Held on suspicion of witchcraft.
[00:31.000]EMILY: He's a prisoner, too?
[00:31.930]BAGGOTT: It's classic.
[00:34.200]Two prisoners. They can't confer.
[00:38.000]They're thinking. If they give evidence against each other
[00:40.888]their lives will be spared and they'll go to prison.
[00:44.000]If they both keep silent
[00:45.000]they’ve got to get a main charge and get a shorter sentence
[00:50.000]But...if one keeps silent and the other turns state's evidence...
[00:57.000]Spot the dilemma!
[00:59.000] EMILY: Mr Baggott,
[01:00.000] you're supposed to be cleverer than me because you're the teacher
[01:05.000] but your games and thought experiments are stupid.
[01:10.000]In proper life people aren't just out for themselves, and there's always a million things you don't know
[01:22.900]And what I'm thinking is
[01:25.000]you can't work out what is the good
[01:28.000]you just know what is the good
[01:30.800]that's what's good about it
[01:35.800]BAGGOTT: You're an intuitionist
[01:36.000]If it caught on it would lead to widespread unemployment among moral philosophers
[01:41.800]Are you coming back to finish the course?
[01:43.000]EMILY: I don't know. I don't understand what's come over Dr Antrobus.
[01:48.000]FX:door
[01:49.600] BAGGOTT: Who are you?
[01:50.000]EMILY: Fat Man!
[01:51.800]FAT MAN: This chick is toast!
[01:53.000]SCENE 10: INTERIOR CHAMBER
[01:55.800]Small crowd murmur.
[01:56.000]WITCH FINDER: Chamberlain!Bring up the prisoners!
[01:57.700]Prisoner A and Prisoner B! Which is which?
[02:00.000]BOY: I’m the witch.
[02:01.000]WITCH FINDER: And which are you?
[02:01.888]EMILY: It's me who's the witch, doctor.
[02:02.000]WITCH FINDER: (jokes~) No, it's me. Who's the witch doctor. HAHAHA…
[02:06.000]No laughter in the public benches!
[02:08.000]BAGGOTT: There wasn't any laughter in the public benches, Mr Witch Finder.
[02:11.000]WITCH FINDER: As I justly observed. Wake up!
[02:12.900]By the way, aren't you Mr Baggott?
[02:15.000]BAGGOTT: I am.
[02:15.800]WITCH FINDER: Well, what have you got to say for yourself?？
[02:16.000]Your student confesses to being a witch.
[02:19.800]One wonders where she gets it from.
[02:21.500]BAGGOTT: It's a false confession, Mr Witch Finder
[02:24.200]EMILY: I’m the witch, I've always been a witch
[02:26.500]and nobody bewitched me.
[02:27.900]BOY: She's not a witch, I'm the witch.
[02:29.700]BAGGOTT: Prisoners A and B are making false confessions to sacrifice themselves,
[02:34.000]each for the other.
[02:36.600]I’ve never come across a case like this in the game of Prisoner's Dilemma.
[02:39.600]It's competitive altruism.
[02:40.000]WITCH FINDER: Altruism?
[02:42.000]BAGGOTT: Consideration of the other. Selflessness.
[02:44.000]The Good in operation.
[02:46.800]WITCH FINDER: We know what altruism is, Mr Baggott!-
[02:49.000]Which is more than you appear to do.
[02:50.000]Altruism is a relic of nineteenth-century moral thinking.
[02:52.980]now understood to be its opposite, that is,
[02:54.000]selfishness in disguise, genetically programmed for long-term benefits.
[02:58.700]In other words, there is no such thing as altruism.
[03:02.600]It makes a mockery of Prisoner's Dilemma studies,
[03:04.000]and I intend to make an example of whoever's the witch here.
[03:06.900]EMILY: I’m the Witch!
[03:08.000]WITNESSE: (severally~)I am the Witch! I am the witch! I am the witch!
[03:12.000]WITCH FINDER: Silence!...
[03:12.900]What was all that, Mr Baggott?
[03:15.000]BAGGOTT: Plagiarism, Mr Witch Finder.
[03:16.000]WITCH FINDER: Well, I'm not having it.
[03:18.000]She howled, she sobbed, she ululated, she uttered not one word of sense.
[03:22.000]Yet, the witnesses caught in her enchantment heard her preach in words as plain as I speak to you now.
[03:27.760]The land is blighted, and it is witchery plain!
[03:30.000]WITNESSES :(collage~)She say about kin and kind-
[03:32.900]She say we are natural-born to be kindly-
[03:34.000]As a mother to a child-
[03:34.700]As a brother to a sister-
[03:37.000]WITCH FINDER:(interrupting~)Silence! Witchery, I said,
[03:39.900]and the boy is in it up to his neck!
[03:41.000]BANKER: Not just witchery,Mr Witch Finder
[03:43.000]but falsehood! Sentimental twaddle!
[03:46.000]In a state of nature are at war, each against all.
[03:49.000]Nature doesn't teach hippy-dippy do-goody-goodery,
[03:53.000]we'd still be living in caves without proper roads where you can put your foot down.
[03:57.000]Nature teaches self-interest.
[04:00.000]A just society with, for example, cuff links, depends on the enlightened self-interest of,
[04:05.600]for example, bankers.
[04:06.900]WITCH FINDER: And you are?
[04:07.000]BANKER: A banker.
[04:08.700]WITCH FINDER: Was it you on that plane?
[04:09.000]BANKER: It was, thanks to that swine Baggott.
[04:13.000]WITCH FINDER:Baggott again!
[04:14.000]POLITICIAN: He thought me up too,Mr Witch Finder.
[04:16.000]WITCH FINDER: Are you the pilot?
[04:17.000]POLITICIAN: No, I'm the politician.
[04:18.000]The pilot was already dead and had no moral position as regards the parachute.
[04:22.000]WITCH FINDER: And where do you stand on burning the witch?
[04:25.000]POLITICIAN: Ah, well, how does one establish she's a witch?
[04:28.000]WITCH FINDER: By strapping her to a board and dunking her in a pond till she admits it;
[04:31.000] the tried and trusted way of Witch finders through the ages
[04:34.000]POLITICIAN: Let me say first of all,
[04:35.000]when I say "witch' I don't mean to sound in any way witchist.
[04:40.000]Inclusiveness is sacred to me.
[04:41.700]Weirdos welcome within the law, is how I see it.
[04:44.000]WITCH FINDER: Are you for burning the witch?
[04:44.990]POLITICIAN: On the other hand,
[04:46.000]constraints are the essence of a just society-
[04:48.700]constraints, inclusiveness and accountancy.
[04:51.000](MONEY intro, continuing as underscore) POLITICIAN:I mean accountability.
[04:52.800]BANKER: And accountancy.
[04:53.600]POLITICIAN: And when I say "constraints', I mean liberties.
[04:55.000]BANKER: And plenty of them, hear, hear.
[04:57.000]WITCH FINDER : Do you two work together?
[04:58.000]BANKER: No.
[04:58.800]POLITICIAN : Not at all. We hardly know each other.
[04:59.700]BANKER: We've only met socially.
[05:01.500]POLITICIAN: We never talk about anything which might be a conflict of interest.
[05:03.000]BANKER: Never. We have none.
[05:07.000](Intro)
[05:19.600]Money, get away
[05:25.000]Get a good job with good pay and you're okay
[05:33.200]Money, it's a gas
[05:39.000]Grab that cash with both hands and make a stash
[05:46.400]New car, caviar, four star daydream
[05:50.700]Think I'll buy me a football team.
[06:00.000]Money, get back.
[06:06.000]I’m all right Jack keep your hands off of my stack.
[06:14.000]Money, it's a hit.
[06:20.000]Don't give me that do goody good bullshit.
[06:26.000]I’m in the high-fidelity first class traveling set
[06:31.000]And I think I need a Lear jet.
[06:41.900]（The story in ten sections, conforming to the instrumental bridge in sections approximating to the track-timings below～）
[09:49.900]Money, it's a crime.
[09:56.000]Share it fairly but don't take a slice of my pie.
[10:03.600]Money, so they say
[10:09.500]Is the root of all evil today.
[10:16.000]But if you ask for a raise it's no surprise that they're giving none away.
[10:32.000]Emily Emily~ Emily, can you hear me?
[10:40.800]Emily: Dr Antrobus~
[10:43.000]Well down, everything went well (HuHuh! I was in the right!" Yes, absolutely in the right! I certainly was in the right! You was definitely in the right. That geezer was cruising for a bruising!)(Yeah!)(Why does anyone do anything?)
[10:48.000](I don't know, I was really drunk at the time)
[10:50.000]Emily: Where is this?
[10:51.890]You don’t have to worry about them, any more
[10:55.000]Emily: But the voices
[10:56.000]All gone
[10:59.000]Emily: Where is my friend?
[10:59.900]You have a rest now
[11:02.000]Emily: Where is my friend?
[11:02.900]I’ll come back to see you
[11:05.000]SLEEP~NOW
[11:09.000](I don't know, I was really drunk at the time)