Champagne Taste (On a Beer Budget) Champagne Taste (On a Beer Budget)-Home Free The other day I checked my bank account I could swear it was the wrong amount And I didn't understand Cause I've been working hard For the life of me I didn't know where it went I hadn't even payed the rent Then the Mercedes pulled up in the yard Oh Lord I should have seen it coming This time I'm in deep Now I'm heading to poor house You're heading to jail And if I end up there I ain't making bail And if it goes to court I sure don't have a case Cause I ran out of money some time ago But if you look at my wife you'd never know I'm afraid my baby's got champagne taste On a beer budget When my throat dried up And my heart just sunk As she motioned me over And I popped the trunk And I tried to ignore her absent minded smile Then boy I was greeted by quite the crew This Louis Vuitton and some Jimmy Choo And that was just the fellas That were sitting on top of the pile I said "Baby there's a Walmart a block away And I don't think they sell these brands " Now I'm heading to poor house You're heading to jail And if I end up there I ain't making bail And if it goes to court I sure don't have a case Cause I ran out of money some time ago But if you look at my wife you'd never know I'm afraid my baby's got champagne taste On a beer budget All the bills are in my name They're gonna haul my a**away And I won't see her pretty face at all Cause the prison's nowhere near the mall Now I'm heading to poor house You're heading to jail And if I end up there I ain't making bail And if it goes to court I sure don't have a case Cause I ran out of money some time ago But if you look at my wife you'd never know I'm afraid my baby's got champagne taste On a beer budget