[00:00.86]Once upon a time
[00:02.85]in a far away land
[00:04.84]there was a princess...
[00:07.03]RAP BATTLE
[00:08.93]CINDERELLA
[00:12.11]versus
[00:14.02]BELLE
[00:16.27]Let the rap battle begin
[00:18.76]C:Another princess in my shadow
[00:20.16]come to covet my crown
[00:21.51]You croens wanna throw down
[00:22.82]with the best in a gown?
[00:24.16]I'm the legendary story
[00:25.55]of rags to riches
[00:27.02]Rhymes sharper than a needle
[00:28.15]and I'm giving out stitches
[00:29.45]Like a wilting rose
[00:30.61]you can't step to my flows
[00:32.30]These girls are trippin'
[00:33.50]did they cut off their toes?
[00:34.80]I deserve all the praise
[00:36.04]for the foot-fetish craze
[00:37.39]I've got itty-bitty kicks
[00:38.68]but legs for days
[00:40.12]Let's look at your mentality
[00:41.23]Freud loves your abnormality
[00:42.62]The Stockholm Syndrome Story:
[00:43.82]Beauty and the Bestiality
[00:45.31]Of course you're bitter
[00:46.55]I'm the number one star
[00:47.81]Pumpkin carriage,perfect marriage
[00:49.11]no one cares who you are
[00:50.31]B:What'my name?
[00:51.00](Belle!)
[00:51.79]What's it mean?
[00:52.44](Beauty!)
[00:53.15]I'm the perfect conbination
[00:54.34]of brains and booty
[00:55.84]While I'm gaining knowledge
[00:56.83]you're losing your pumps
[00:58.39]Like Mrs.Potts I'm serving shots
[00:59.53]and dishing out lumps
[01:00.98]Cindy's dreaming she's important
[01:02.27]well,somebody should wake her
[01:03.72]This gold-digging trophy wife's
[01:04.82]the royal baby maker
[01:06.21]Fear the nerdy,wordy princess
[01:07.55]'cause I'm throwing more shade
[01:08.65]than the willow tree growing
[01:09.99]on your dead mother's grave
[01:11.61]your tale as old as time
[01:12.69]sets us back fifty years
[01:14.12]Do your chores,
[01:15.12]clean the floors'til a man just appears
[01:17.12]You're shallow and obsessed
[01:18.36]with looks and how you're dressed
[01:19.71]you wanna live like Gaston?
[01:21.01]Please,be our guest
[01:22.41]C:Oh,I'm the one who's shallow
[01:23.51]'cause your prince was really hairy?
[01:24.95]The Beast was in the friend zone
[01:26.06]'til he gave you his library
[01:27.61]You points have no merit,
[01:28.76]you're jealous,declare it
[01:30.16]Like I've always said:if the shoe fits,wear it
[01:32.65]I'm the American dream
[01:33.99]with a fairy-tale wedding
[01:35.34]You've got teapots for friends
[01:36.55]and I think your man's shedding
[01:38.05]Some things are meant to be
[01:39.20]like love at first sight
[01:40.60]Bibbidi-bobbidi-booyah
[01:41.74]he was mine before midnight
[01:43.15]B:A relationship rookie
[01:44.40]wants to rap about romance?
[01:45.80]You can't fall in love
[01:47.10]after just one dance
[01:48.44]My prince saved my life
[01:49.74]and don't be misled
[01:50.93]I want a man in the street
[01:52.19]but a beast in the bed
[01:53.68]Your film stars mice and cats
[01:54.97]with an old,fat fairy
[01:56.38]Your silly story's shoehorned
[01:57.67]into freakin'"Tom and Jerry"
[01:59.08]You say you want to party
[02:00.17]next you run off doen the halls
[02:01.46]It's like you always choke
[02:02.87]once you make it to the balls
[02:04.31]C:You think that's fuuny?
[02:05.51]Here's a history lesson,honey
[02:06.81]My movie saved the studio
[02:08.10]when Walt was out of money
[02:09.43]You followed in my footsteps
[02:10.65]without me there'no you
[02:12.06]Disney built an empire
[02:13.37]on there tiny glass shoes
[02:14.71]B:If you're so adored
[02:15.90]where's your Academy Award?
[02:17.25]I'm the smart female *******
[02:18.50]that can't be ignored
[02:19.94]The moral of our quarrel
[02:21.25]and why I've got you beat
[02:22.55]It's what's inside  that matters
[02:23.69]not the size of your feet