The Art Teacher 作词 : Wainwright, Rufus 作曲 : Wainwright, Rufus The Art Teacher -Rufus Wainwright There I was in uniform Looking at the art teacher I was just a girl then; Never have I loved since then He was not that much older than I was He had taken our class to the Metropolitan Museum He asked us what our favorite work of art was But never could I tell it was him Oh I wish I could tell him Oh I wish I could have told him I looked at the Rubens and Rembrandts I liked the John Singer Sargents He told me he liked Turner Never have I turned since then No never have I turned to any other man All this having been said I married an executive company head All this having been done a Turner I own one Here I am in this uniformish pant-suit sort of thing Thinking of the art teacher I was just a girl then; Never have I loved since then No never have I loved any other man