[00:00.000] 作词 : Randy Newman
[00:00.08]Randy Newman -The Great Debate
[00:00.716]Written by：Randy Newman
[00:01.357]Welcome welcome welcome to this great arena
[00:06.993]Durham North Carolina the heart of the Research Triangle
[00:13.251]We've come to this particular place tonight
[00:16.90]'Cause we gotta look at things from every angle
[00:19.290]We need some answers to some complicated questions
[00:23.266]If we're going to get it right
[00:26.235]To that end we have here gathered
[00:28.394]Some of the most expensive scientists in the world
[00:31.59]Eminent scientists that is
[00:33.226]We got biologists biometricians got a quantum mechanic and astrophysicians
[00:38.674]Got a cosmologist and a cosmetician got an astronaut
[00:42.891]We got Astro Boy
[00:47.658]We got he-doctors she-doctors knee doctors tree doctors
[00:51.898]We a got a lumberjack and a life coach
[00:56.338]On the other side we have the true believers
[01:00.354]We got the Baptists the Methodists Presbyterians
[01:04.426]The Episcopalians are here pass the hat
[01:06.755]We got the Shakers the Quakers the anti innoculators
[01:10.226]The Big Boss Line from Madison Town
[01:13.298]The Six Blind Boys Five Tons of Joy
[01:16.770]Give 'em room get out of the way
[01:19.138]We got a Bible Belter from the Mississippi Delta
[01:24.359]Have them all arranged
[01:30.734]Scientists are you ready
[01:35.980]First question dark matter
[01:41.444]Oh dark matter
[01:44.817]Give me someone knows somethin'about space
[01:49.178]The Scientists send a representative
[01:50.139]Nice space music Georgie
[01:51.747]All right what is it
[01:54.469]Where is it
[01:56.635]Can we get some
[01:59.491]Stand up sir would you
[02:01.531]You are standing forgive me
[02:06.672]Dark matter go ahead
[02:10.368]Dark matter is out in space
[02:15.224]It's seventy-five percent of everything
[02:20.296]Just a moment sir
[02:22.32]Do yourself a favor use our music
[02:24.32]People like it and your music's making people sick
[02:28.614]All right
[02:29.222]It's a free country go ahead
[02:30.550]Dark matter what is it
[02:32.958]We don't know what it is but we think it's everywhere
[02:42.126]I'd like to take a look at it
[02:44.40]Can we get some down here
[02:47.88]Ha ha ha ha ha ha
[02:51.576]Of course not
[02:53.928]Let me get this straight
[02:55.352]You don't know what it is you don't know where it is
[02:58.762]And we can't get any
[03:00.594]Put that to the one side
[03:02.343]Let's put the Lord faith eternity and whatever on the other side
[03:08.251]Show of hands
[03:11.443]I'll take Jesus I'll take Jesus I'll take Jesus every time
[03:15.490]I'll take Jesus I'll take Jesus I'll take Jesus every time
[03:19.682]Yes I will yes I will yes I will yes I will
[03:23.819]I'll take Jesus I'll take Jesus I'll take Jesus every time
[03:30.755]All right one nothing
[03:33.262]Next one's gonna be a hard one
[03:35.902]It's about the theory of evolution and it's about animals also
[03:40.181]So give me someone knows somethin'about evolution and animals
[03:44.841]Who you got
[03:46.964]Wow you're a beautiful woman aren't you
[03:51.46]Doesn't matter of course
[03:52.974]But if this science thing doesn't work out for you
[03:56.304]Oh don't boo me don't boo me
[03:58.104]I'm just kiddin'you you know that
[04:00.416]Here's my question explain me the giraffe
[04:05.880]Go ahead
[04:08.88]Elaborate
[04:09.704]With pleasure miss
[04:12.72]The giraffe to survive must eat leaves high up on the Yabba Yabba tree
[04:18.478]That's true isn't it
[04:19.829]Of course it is
[04:21.334]Everyone knows that
[04:23.925]But Mr.Darwin's giraffe the halfway-giraffe
[04:27.225]With a halfway-giraffe neck
[04:30.33]Could never have reached the highest branches of the Yabba Yabba
[04:33.450]Therefore he could not have survived
[04:37.169]It's only common sense
[04:39.585]Unfortunately for you Mr.Charles Darwin
[04:42.109]Didn't have any common sense
[04:44.174]Evolution is a theory and we have just now tonight disproved it
[04:51.26]Show of hands
[04:59.173]I'll take Jesus I'll take Jesus I'll take Jesus every time
[05:03.205]I'll take Jesus I'll take Jesus I'll take Jesus every time
[05:07.293]Yes I will yes I will yes I will yes I will
[05:11.453]I'll take Jesus every time
[05:17.84]All right two nothing
[05:18.468]Next question global warming
[05:20.229]Is it and if so so what
[05:25.84]One of the true believers seeks to be recognized
[05:27.860]Hand him a mic Charles
[05:29.940]Thank you
[05:34.890]Sir do you know what you are you're an idiot
[05:40.879]You're a strawman a fabrication
[05:44.294]You see the author of this little vignette
[05:46.599]Mr.Newman self-described atheist and communist
[05:51.967]Creates characters like you as objects of ridicule
[05:56.95]He doesn't believe anything he has you say
[05:59.215]Nor does he want us to believe anything you say
[06:03.383]Makes it easy for him to knock you down hence a strawman
[06:08.04]I myself believe in Jesus
[06:11.585]I believe in evolution also
[06:13.945]I believe in global warming and in life everlasting
[06:19.565]No one can knock me down
[06:23.493]Oh we can knock you down Mister
[06:25.717]We can knock your communist friend down too Communist
[06:30.505]You call me an idiot
[06:32.552]We've been knocking people like Mr.Newman down for years and years
[06:37.598]Like this page 35Georgie
[06:42.121]Mrs.Dorothy page 35
[06:50.264]I know someone is watching me
[06:54.591]Everywhere I go
[06:58.808]Someone sees everything I see
[07:03.200]Knows everything I know
[07:07.600]When I'm in trouble don't have a friend
[07:11.824]There's still somebody on whom I can depend
[07:16.120]Someone who'll be there 'till the very end
[07:20.320]Someone is watching me
[07:24.392]Someone is watching me
[07:28.735]Someone is watching me
[07:33.232]For so long I was too blind to see
[07:37.769]Someone is watching
[07:39.936]Someone is watching
[07:42.80]Someone is watching me
[07:46.664]Take a little break ladies and gentlemen
[07:48.768]Fifteen maybe twenty-five minutes depending on how the merchandise is moving
[07:56.642]We'll be right back